Robbie and Sportitits had thought to of been bitter enimies.
One good and one evil, their was no way they could ever have any sort of friendship.
Well, contray to what everyone believed, the two were the best of friends.
So much so, they had a tradition where they threw a slumber party at each other's houses every single Wednesday.
" Look at this net, that I just f o u n d. " Robbie cheered happily.
Sportipuz wiggled his mustache as he smiled warmly at The number one.
" it's beautiful..."
Robbie blushed, " o h .... Well thank you "
" of course " Sportisport chuckled.
Although he wouldn't admit it, sportithicc was madly in love with Robbie. With his 50 inch chin, and extremely bucked teeth, he was practically irrisistible by fall out boy.
" Sporticunt?" Robbie called softly. Sportistache shook his head, snapping himself out of his thoughts.
" yeah?"
Robbie stayed silent for a moment, before smirking and hitting sportipop across the face with a pillow.
" oh you did not just d o t h a t " sportisprout spat, grabbing a pillow and attacking Robbie.
This continued intill all of a sudden, Robbie froze.
Sportiemo rose an eyebrow " You alright roob?"
" Yes, but I got a boner. I forgot I have a major pillow kink. "
" oh "
The two were silent for a few minutes, not sure what to say intill finally they both asked in unison
" Wanna fuck?"
And with that they were both on each other, tongues in each other's mouth in a sloppy hot mess.
Before they knew it they were both naked, and Sporticock's mustache was rock hard.
" p-please, put your stache inside me "
Just as he was about to push it in, the door suddenly bursted open, of course with lots of disapproval from Brendon, and Shrek flew into the room with the one and only Patrick stump on his shoulder.
" WERE GOING DOWN DOWN IN A HUABSKAOSJDO ROUND, AND SUGAR WERE GOING DOWN SWINGING "
The orge rawred, as Patrick took off his fedora, jumping off Shrek's shoulders and shoving it in Sportishits ass.
" I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET, A LOADED GOD COMPLEX COCK IT AND PULL IT "
Patrick then proceeded to pull the fedora out of the mustached man's mouth and shove it into Robbies.
This was it.
What he had been waiting to all his life.
His mission was finally compete wentz.
He could finally rest.
Patrick smiled, climbing back on Shrek's back. " Onward my orge, were finally free "
Thus they flew away, emo music playing softly in the back round.
I had to rewrite this twice because wattpads a bitch. So that was fun. Enjoy Ryan, enjoy.
