" O h s h i t "
Jess yelps as she falls into a trench, immediately being consumed by
darkness.
" Is she dead?"
" Probably "
" Oh ok.. "
Jess opens her eyes, looking around in confusion when she hears the voices.
Untill finally she comes face to face with a Rat.
" OH WHAT THE FAISJSJKSN" She screams, pushing herself onto her feet and backing away.
" oh your alive. Ok. well you can r e l a x I'm not gonna harm you " the rat says as they toss an empty can of cheese whiz at a wall with a huff. " Anyway my name's Ryan. Ryan Ross. What's yourRRrRrsrrsr"
" UhHHhHh it's Jess, wait Ryan ross- why the fuck are you a rat " She questions.
" Well,,, " Ryan says, sitting up. " After my cheese whiz addiction went too far and Dottie divorced me, I knew it was time to change. So I went to Brendon and joined him in the rat life™." He explains with a sigh.
As if on cue, a rat with an extremely large forehead comes in with a glass of milk.
" YoOo Ryan I just had this idea about this thing we could do with milk- oh she's not dead. Cool. " Brendon says taking a sip of the milk.
After a few moments of uncomfortable silence, Ryan suddenly speaks up.
" YeA so um Bren, this is Jess. Jess, this is Bren. You guys know each other now. I helped. "
Jesus laughs awkwardly, scratching the back of her head. " So um.. do you guys know how I can get home?
" Oh yeah, you just have to follow that stream of water intill you see a giant
opening hatch with a latter. You can't miss it. But beware..... The mighty roaster is down there. " Ryan warns.
Before she can ask what he means, the two rats disappear into the darkness.
Jess sighs, shrugging her shoulders before making her way down the sewer.
About half an hour passes when Jess begins to hear a voice.
" Your username sucks "
" We aren't gay "
" Your fucking stupid "
" Lmao I don't care about mcr"
" N000000b "
Suddenly a small man jumps in front of her, Looking at her in disgust.
" That picture is fucking stupid, just another shitty photoshopped picture for your sick fantasy. "
At first Jess is confused, but suddenly begins to remember. She liked a frerard picture yesterday.
" Me and Gerard were never gay, were always just friends and only friends. If you think otherwise your fucking wrong. " Frank spats as Gerard suddenly comes out of a corner and starts making out with Frank.
" Just friends. Stupid kids. " He states between kisses. Frank continues to criticize Jess as Gerard gets on his knees and starts giving him the succ.
" I have a wife and kids, how fucking dare- oh fuck Gerard- send me this fake ass picture of my friend and I. You know how disrespectful that is? Didn't your parents- just like that- teach you better than that. "
Jess carefully slipped past Frank deciding it was best to just leave before it got worst.
Finally, Jess comes across the hatch.
" Fucking finally what the fuck."
When she crawls out, she immediately spots the group, running over to them.
" Where the flippity fuck have you been " Gus the goose quacks.
" It's a long story.. one that I'll explain in a fanfiction. "
And with that, the group walked off into the sunset, Bern's carrying Billy in her arms and Ryan falling tripping on a rock.
