" Ok but what actually even is Cheese whiz? Like there's no way this was ever in a cow" Billy rants in the middle of walmart, frustration clear in her tone.
" Well,,,, " A voice suddenly says. " I like to believe it's something god was making up in heaven and dropped it on Earth by mistake without any explanation "
Billy's eyes widened as she turned around, coming face to face with the one and only Ryan Ross.
He gives her a warm smile, holding his hand out for her to shake it. " Hi, my name is Ryan. "
Billy being Billy, she licks his hand instead of shaking it. " NICE TO MEET YOU I'M BILLY WHATS YOUR NAME OH WAIT I ALREADY KNOW BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME HA " She yells ackwardly, staring up at the man.
Ryan blinks a few time, before coughing. " I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen. Anywho I couldn't help but hear your ranting about cheese whiz to which I was immediately intrigued." Ryan explains.
" O h welp you know me heh just a a weird gal ranting about processed cheese in a can in Walmart actually you don't know me we just met h a h a h a " Billy blurts out, staring at the ceiling wishing for death.
Ryan let's out a gruff laugh. " I like you, we should get to know each other better. Wanna head over to hot topic to chat?"
Billy thought it over quickly in her head. Hm, a man in his early thirties whom she had just met mere minutes ago in Walmart was inviting her on a date at hot topic. This was definitely a good idea.
" S U R E "
The date went suprisingly well, Billy had managed to only implode 2 times.
" I had a great time.... Wanna head back to my place?" He asks with a wink.
" Yes that seems like a perfectly safe and reasonable idea " Billy says with a nod.
Ryan smirks " Perfect...."
Billy has a good feeling about this,, that is intill she walks into his home and he hits her in the neck with a needle, causing her to black out.
She wakes up in a dark room, tied to a bed post. Just as she was going to call out for help, Ryan pops out of the corner holding a class of milk
" Tell me what you know about ryden" he says coldly.
" W-what do you m-"
" DONT PLAY DUMB WITH ME, JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW AND THIS ALL BE OVER SOON " Ryan spats.
" I should have known.... iLL NEVER TELL YOU WHAT I KNOW. IVE WORKED FOR YEARS TO TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED IN CAPETOWN AND I AM N O T THROWING ALL OF THAT AWAY "
Ryan growls, splashing her in the face with milk. " GIVE IT UP-"
Suddenly, Bern's bursts throw the door riding on Gus the gooses back.
" BITCH BE GONE " Gus screeches, causing Ryan Ross to explode.
Bern's hopes off of Gus's back going over and untying Billy.
" U k?"
" Ya"
" K. "
Jesus suddenly appears out of no where and zaps them into dallon weekends house. Where Ryro, Rybread, Jess, and Noot already had already chained dallon up and was repeatedly asking him about a mystery bruise.
" Today was a good day " Billy smiles.
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hoop whoop I'm gonna finish Gooses story tomorrow, and I'll update buzzing deep inside me on Monday.
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I thought I uploaded this yesterday but apparently I didnt smh.
