Life is an endless cycle.
Wake up, eat, go to school, come home, cry about emo memes, and sleep.
Today was just going to be another day.
Or so Ryan thought.
" I'm carving pumpkins, it's almost Halloween" Ryan muttered to himself as he brushed his teeth. It's October, that's the only song that should be coming out of anyone's mouth. It's the law.
In about half an hour, Ryan finishes his daily morning routines and is ready to head to the place of education.
" cya parental units " He says in a sassy gay voice because why not. He steps out side slamming the door shut.
He didn't expect anything to happen, because he always does it. He is about to walk away when suddenly.
" oW WHAT IN THE FRESH TITT- "
Ryan shouts at the top of his lungs as something hits his head.
He looks down in anger only to to be met with the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.
A roof tile.
" I-I-Im so sorry Mr.Tile.... I didn't.... I.." Ryan mutters out in an flushed tone.
The tile of course, doesn't respond.
Because it's a fucking roof tile.
None the less, Ryan continues talking to it.
" So do you um.. come around here often? I haven't noticed a face like yours before.. if I did I'm sure I would remember such beauty... "
Ryan blushes at his own words.
" I mean... Not in a weird way... Oh jeez.... I'm sorry if I'm being too forward but ..... Would you mind if I gave you a ... A kiss?"
Ryan asks.
After a few seconds of silence Ryan's face brightens. " Oh gee! I can? I didn't except.... Oh well let's do it. "
Thus Ryan reaches down and pick up the tile, bringing it close to his face and giving it a heated kiss.
After about a minute Ryan pulls away.
" Wow..... That was great.... I... Would you.... Would you like to be my boyfriend? "
Again no fucking response.
" Oh my god, this is the happiest I've ever been!!1!1 " Ryan cried tears of joy holding the tile in a tight embrace.
And from that moment on
Ryan's boyfriend
