Just Persona Things 2

My Opinions on P5 Ships!

I mean why not? There are a hell of a lot of ships in this game and I just wanna give my opinion. ALL SHIPS ARE IN HERE AND BY ALL I MEAN CRACK SHIPS, GAY SHIPS , OC SHIPS, AND LESBIAN SHIPS :) so enjoy~ This list is in no particular order it's just randomized. I'll do 4 and 3 next :)
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Akira X Futaba: I meaaaan here in America this is illegal as fuck....but if she was the same age or a year younger than Akira then it's fine. 7/10

Akira X Ann: I feel like this is natural considering Ann's circumstances and how she wanted to escape all her problems. Akira swooped in with pretty boy swag and stole the heart. So I can say it's pretty sweet and ok. 9/10

Akira X Ryuji: I see them as bros before hoes, not lovers. Sorry AkiRyu shippers. 0/10

Akira X Yusuke: Need I say anything? You should know better to think that Akira and Yusuke are a perfect fit for eachother. Especially after the take off your clothes line-uh yeah. But if I had to say something seriously Akira comforted Yusuke and went along with his shenanigans for art 10/10

Akira X Akechi: Ehhhhhhhhhhh...........ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm gonna trigger some people about this one. It's like shipping Eren and Levi from AOT......I don't like it or see it. It's just out of place.... 0/10

Yusuke X Haru: I feel this would work out perfectly, ideally. 9/10

Akechi X Makoto: These two together are scary as shit, the could read your every move before you make. Both brains out together and there is no way in hell that you'll be able to get pass these two with a lie. 8/10

Morgana X Ann: If Morgana became human then I'd consider this. Knowing all that he did and he got swerved so damn hard I guess I could see this. 7/10

Akechi X Yusuke: low chuckling I meeeeean, only if Yusuke could make moves on him and be able to hold a smart conversation then all will be fine. All you have to do is throw pancakes at him then it's fine. 7.5/10

Makoto X Ann: They are polar opposites in a way....soooooo no. Sorry 0/10

Haru X Ann: Shopping sprees, cake dates, and all the gay love you need to feel complete. 8/10

Futaba X Yusuke: They feel like brother and sister. With constant Inari comments she seems like a long lost sister to Yusuke considering that they have a similar past. Which I will go over soon ;) 5/10

Futaba X Ann: Mentioning the comment that she makes about Ann in mementos it's hard not to see this ship I guess. Like I said illegal as fuck but I could see it if Futaba was older. 6/10

Did I get all of the normal ships out the way? 🤔 I hope so. I wasn't going to include Akira and all of his other ships because it's too much but there is one that needs to be cooked by me.
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Crack Ships:

Akira X Kawakami: ....I may be the only fucking one in the world who had a problem with this. I mean it's sweet and all but this may be illegal. I take that back, it IS illegal. For fuck sakes, if you can fuck your teacher- why the hell cant he fuck the guys?!?! -100/10 I fucking hate this ship I'm sorry- no I'm not.

Ann X Kamoshida: You knew this was coming don't be surprised. -100/10

Sae X Akechi: This ship causes me to want to kill myself. Like why?! Just because they work together doesn't mean anything. May I explain? Akechi is a minor and Sae is an adult. -100/10

Akira X Sojiro: ..... -10/10 Just for being a fatherly figure for the year.....

Akira X Morgana: Buddies and companionship. 4/10

Akira X Sae: Minor and Adult for fuck sakes.. -100/10

Tora X Sojiro: what am I doing...? Why is this here....? Ugh, talks about the world and sharing information over there past lives over a cup of coffee....-10/10

Yusuke X Madarame: Ok now I'm just torturing myself. I wanna die- -1000/10

Haru X Sugimura: HELP MY FUTURE HUSBAND IS A PERVERT AND A RAPIST! -1000/10

Shido X Akechi: .....*hands you a gallon of bleach* Here's what I want you to do if you ship this, drink it all until nothing is left. Ok? Thanks.
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OC SHIPS:

Don't know too many OC's besides my own and PersonaPanda (by the way go follow her, she's a really cool person. Read her books too, If she asks who you are tell her the great magician Nia sent you.*dabs*) Sometimes I cringe at myself but it's all in good fun. *Means it's not my OC

*Historia X Ryuji: 🙄 No input never really thought about it

*Kasumi X Ryuji: -low chuckling- Much perverseness at times, risk takers and loud mouths. Much love and appreciation for one another and they aren't afraid of you or your shit. So they speak what they think. Fuck with one you fuck with both 100/10

Yuuchi X Kasumi: I meaaaaan, great friends if both swung the same way this relationship wouldn't be pretty. A lot of secrets and fights but great friends......??? *shrugs* 3/10

Akechi X Kasumi: One would end up dead.....always have mutual disagreements with the other. Malice hidden with smiles... 1/10

Yuuchi X Yusuke: One kiss and done. Yes both like art and all but Yuuchi is quiet and Yusuke is quirky, it wouldn't work. No communication. 4/10

Yuuchi X Ryuji: Uh no. Ryuji is a loud mouth to her and that irks her. One hour after exchanging I love yous, Ryuji would probably end up dead. Yeesh.. 0/10

Kasumi X Yusuke: Both are quirky but they don't fit with eachother. Yusuke would complain about the risks and Kasumi's recklessness so it'll just be a nag fight most of the time. 1/10

Yuuchi X Haru: All the gay fun you need right here....head over heels and would treat the princess with grace. Haru needs someone killed? No problem, Yuuchi is the loyal knight. 10/10

Yuuchi X Akira: No. Both are quiet and only speak when spoken to and are extremely secretive about there lives. No trust whatsoever, if one were to open up to the other maybe. 2/10

Kasumi X Akira: Partners in crime. Lovers? Ehhhhh not really I suppose... It could work but at the same time it couldn't cause Akira is known for pulling all the girls. 5/10

Yuuchi X Futaba: Whoa technology. *Reference please catch ;.; * Video game fun, smol nerds talking about smol things but not personal things. Friends 6/10

Kasumi X Ann: Meeeh I'm on a teeter totter with this. 3/10

Yuuchi X Ann: Too outgoing and too girly. It won't work 0/10

Yuuchi X Akechi: *cue evil dark cackling; chokes* I mean this isn't my favorite ship or anything besides the others Baka. Huehuehuehue...... Allow me to explain. Madness hidden under smiles and they share dark secrets with one another. Need someone killed? No problem Akechi will manipulate what needs to be done and Yuuchi would handle the dirty mess. Fuck with Yuuchi in front of Akechi he'll smile about it while plotting your death in his head then take you out later. But if you fuck with Akechi in front of Yuuchi? That's your life, she'll snap because of how protective she is over him. She would die and kill for him. 100/10