The Shitpost Chapter

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Prepare yourself for a wild ride to make up for not posting. :) have fun I don't own you or the persona cast or these posts. Just Yuuchi Ryoka :3
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Yuuchi: Honestly, I'm just so evil. So full of darkness~ I feed off of the souls of the living and strike fear into-

Yusuke: You sleep with a sparkly teddy bear.

Yuuchi: MR. SPARKLE MCSTUFFLES IS MY IN COMMAND OF MY SECOND ARMY OF DARKNESS. DAMN YOU YUSUKE GEEZ!!!!!!!!

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Akechi: *in his black mask outfit* What's wrong with the way I dress?

Yuuchi: Some people might say that the all black clothing makes you look like an evil villian. But not me though. I think makes you look like a sexy motorcycle vroom vroom~~~Hee hee *dark and evil smirk*

Ann: Ryoka, pull it together.....
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Makoto: What's wrong with the way I dress?

Yuuchi:Some people might say that the all black clothing makes you look like an evil villian. But not me though. I think makes you look like a sexy motorcycle vroom vroom~~~Hee hee *dark and evil smirk*

Ann: Ryoka pull it together....
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Ryuji: I'm so tough.

Akira: You cried about snakes for a good five hours yesterday.

Ryuji: tHEY DONT HAVE LEGS Y-YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!
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Yusuke: *over an intercom* Hello this is your captain speaking.

Yuuchi: *over the same com* AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!!!!!!!!

Yusuke: Ryoka be quiet.

Yuuchi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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Chiharu: Please, tell me your best folklore tale.

Yuuchi: My life :)

Chiharu: NEXT
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Ryuji: There's a damn good chance I'm the only straight male in this damn place.

Yusuke: I'm not at all gay...

Akira: *walks in* Yusuke babe!

Yusuke: YES AKIRA?
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Makoto: I'm sure I'm the only straight woman in this prison...

Yuuchi: I'm not gay.

Haru: Yuuchi *chimes*

Yuuchi: YES MOMMY?!
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Akechi: Akira, do you want to play a game?

Akira: Sure. I spy with my little eyes someone who needs to shut the hell up.

Akechi:....Is it me..?

Akira: It's always you. :)

Akechi: *evil laughter* That's correct
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Yusuke: My sexuality shouldnt define me as a person.

Akira: Morning Yusuke, how are you?

Yusuke: Gay.
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