Mass Effect One Shots

Are We Gonna Get Sick?

LONG TIME NO NEW STORIES! sorry I've honestly been really busy and i just want to say that you guys are amazing! I haven't played a lot of mass effect recently so I can't write the characters as well anymore. I promise, hopefully soon that I'll get more stories out.

I HAVE OVER 9.1K READS ON THIS AND YOU GUYS DID THAT SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART ❤❤❤
Sorry for the long note, but I love you guys and I promise I have like 12 drafts on here because I'm getting ready to post. Okay: storytime.

Jack was just walking along, minding her own business. She spotted Miranda and rolled her eyes at the flirtatious movements she was making around Shepard. He laughed lightly at something she said and put his hand over hers on the table.

"Bleck." Jack said to herself, as she turned the opposite direction.

Now, James Vega was also walking. He was carrying some form of green goo that he really didn't want to eat. Apparently it was some 'new' way for humans to get the nutrients they needed without eating actual food. He looked down at the tray and poked the substance, it sticking to his spoon like glue.

Without any warning, he suddenly was on the floor with Jack sprawled across him, goo covering them both.

"Vega, what the fuck?" Jack yelled, trying to stand up but due to the elasticity of the food snot, she fell right back down on top of him.

"This isn't my fault! I was just walking!"

"I was too but you weren't watching where you were going!" She finally was able to stand up. Before James could do anything, she threw some of the goo which hit him straight in the face. His mouth immediately tasted like he had gone out and liked the grass. He coughed and spluttered before standing up, gathering a little ball of it in his hands.

"You weren't watching either!" He threw but missed, the ball sailing across and hitting Miranda square in the chest.

"What the hell?" Miranda cried out, trying to wipe it off. Shepard looked stunned, not sure what to do. He held in a laugh as she kept getting more stuck with every movement.

Jack didn't hold anything in though, she just let her laughter ring throughout the room. Garrus, Kaidan, Liara, Tali, and Samara looked up in surprise and everyone laughed in silence.

Miranda shot Jack a look of utmost hatred and pulled the glob off of her tray, throwing it back. Of course, her throwing arm wasn't very good, and the glob stuck to her hand a little, so it sailed through the air and hit the wall, sliding down slowly like slime.

There were several moments of silence before Grunt walked into the room with a bowl of what looked like small worms. He glanced around at the goo and shrugged his shoulders before going to sit down next to Garrus.

"Oh look, the cheerleader can't throw." Jack sneered before laughing. This time, Miranda didn't miss. She grabbed Shepard's food and threw it as hard as she could. She hit something... though it wasn't Jack.

Grunt slowly turned around, slime and gravy sliding down the side of his head.

"Food fight!" He roared as he threw a handful of worms directly at Shepard. They didn't hold together very well, so a lot rained down on Garrus and Tali, but the majority of them hit Shepard.

"Oh it's on." Shepard said. Just then, all hell broke loose. Jack and James seemingly teamed up by tipping over a table and hiding behind it. Samara rolled her eyes before putting a barrier around herself and sitting in silence while she ate her food, goo and worms flying around, smacking the barrier and bouncing off to hit someone else. Miranda was only concerned with getting Jack so she didn't notice Kaidan come behind her and hit her with some mashed potatoes.

She screamed and whirled around, trying to find the guilty person. Jack saw it as an opportunity to attack and she threw a handful of the food goo at her. She missed and hit Garrus who grabbed more of Grunts worms and shoved them down his armour, making him yell and grab the small portion of food on the table. He smacked Garrus, making the food splatter all over the both of them and hitting Liara.

"I don't know if I want to be a part of-" Liara started but was quickly cut off by Tali dumping her drink all over Liara. Tali giggled madly and ducked underneath the table as a piece of goo came whizzing by, hitting Garrus on the head. He turned around and was met with another blow, directly to the face. He wiped some off and formed a ball, hurling it at James who ducked behind the table. It made an audible thunk when it came in contact with the hard surface.

The fighting continued for about ten minutes before everyone was covered from head to toe in all different colors of food. They all sat down and panted, catching their breath. Looking at each other, they all burst into laughter and wiped their eyes and mouth free of food.

After the laugher died down, they began cleaning up the room by replacing all of the tables and wiping the food off the hard surfaces and onto the floor.

"How did this even all start?" Grunt asked, pulling the last worm from in his armour.

"Jack ran into me." James stated.

"Listen here shithead, YOU were the one who ran into me." Jack got right up to James's face and glared at him.

"Okay well, I honestly don't care who started it. I had fun." Shepard chimed in.

"I did too... but the only question I have is.." everyone stopped and looked at Garrus. "Are we going to get sick from the different foods?"

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Another authors note... I hope you guys liked this story, I wrote it between classes. I got the idea from Voltron and RWBY so yeah... like, comment, message me.. do it all!! Love to guys ❤❤