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Secret (Izaya Orihara x Reader) {CRACK}

"(Y/N)-chan," Izaya called tauntingly from outside your bedroom window. How he managed to reach your bedroom that was located on the second story, you may ask? You didn't know and quite frankly, you didn't care. The only thing you wanted at that moment was for that man clad in all black to leave you alone.

Pulling shut your blinds to hide the man outside, you sighed and started making your way downstairs. Nothing like some good breakfast to get your mind off of the one man who annoyed you most. As you opened the door to your pantry in search off your breakfast, you jumped back in surprise caused by the sight of Izaya crouching, what seemed to be uncomfortably, underneath the shelves.

"Hey, (Y/N)-chan," he said creepily as he clutched a box of your favorite cereal in his hands. Shaking your head at his annoying attempts, you grabbed the cereal from his hands and slammed the pantry doors shut. Moving over to the fridge to grab the milk, your patience began to thin tremendously. Squeezed inside one of the shelves to the fridge laid Izaya as he held out the carton of milk to you.

"Here you go, (Y/N)-chan."

"Now you've ruined my appetite!" you screamed as you closed the refrigerator doors. Growling in frustration, you grabbed your wallet off the table and stormed outside. Izaya had already annoyed you enough for one day; perhaps he would finally leave you alone? It was a lost prayer, but the only thing you had.

As you made your way through a back alleyway, you couldn't help but let out a frightful scream. Out of nowhere, Izaya, with a wide grin spread across his face, popped out of a garbage can screaming, "(Y/N)-chan!"

"Go away, Izaya!" you roared, making a beeline straight back to your house. You weren't able to relax until you made certain that every door and window was locked tightly. Releasing a pent up sigh, you were relieved to realize that there was no way he could enter your home at the moment. You were finally at peace.

Deeming that as a worthy enough time to celebrate, you decided to treat yourself to a nice, warm shower. The warm water relaxed your nerves and almost, just almost, made you forget the events that had already occurred that night. That is until you heard those dreaded words said only just a few feet away from you. Turning slowly, you saw Izaya's head poking around the shower curtain with a smirk plastered on his face as his eyes examined your exposed body.

"GET THE HELL OUT YOU PERVERT!" you screamed as you desperately attempted to cover yourself up. With a strong kick brought to him by you, he tumbled out of the bathroom, giving you your privacy back.

The rest of the day went on and on like this. After the sun had already set, you were exhausted. All you wanted was sleep, but that god awful man was back in your room. You were too tired to even yell at him - all you could do was shoot him a nasty glare when he sat on the bed next to you.

"I need to tell you a secret," he stated.

"Just get it over with," you groaned, hoping that he would finally stop harassing you afterward.

Leaning in closer to you, he didn't stop until his lips were just inches away from your ear. You could hear his desperate attempts to contain a laugh as he whispered, "Hi, (Y/N)-chan."