Playing the Player

Anonymous

Hello guys! So this update is sort of on time...

Back to the story at hand...Can you crack today's mystery?

*See authors note at the bottom*

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Vanessa's POV

We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of  young man who was taken from this world too soon. A son, a loving boyfriend, and a friend; jealousy and hatred took him from a loving family. He was to accomplish many great things and had such a bright future. Now in the wake of his death, we can only pray that God will open the stairway to heaven so that his soul may rest in peace. We miss you dearly, and we love you:

RIP Aiden Cooper

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"Bullshit! Aiden, you are unbelievable."

I am annoyed. And very pissed.

I was taking a nap and then out of nowhere, I get a call from Satan asking me to read the eulogy he had written for himself. There are two rules in regards to girls: Number 1, NEVER come between a girl and her food (Unless you feel like losing and arm). Number 2, NEVER come between a girl and her sleep, especially for utter nonsense.

"Awe princess, thinking about how sad it would be if I were to die?" Somehow I feel as though I can hear him smirking.

"No I'm just sad I couldn't drive you into the ground myself."

"Ride me until I die, princess."

"Fuck you."

"Yes please."

"Aiden, stop."

"You mean 'Aiden, don't stop'.

"Again, you are unbelievable. First off, no one in their right mind would even say this. Stairway to heaven? Really?"

"I like to consider myself a child of God."

"Not today Satan, you can go now."

"I'd rather come."

"You disgusting litt—"

"We've been over this babe. Not 'little'. Big."

"Ugh! You are so frustrating. And another thing: 'loving boyfriend'? I pity the girl who can actually consider you a 'boyfriend' let alone a loving one."

"Self -pity doesn't suit you princess."

"You are not my boyfriend."

"You're right; lover is a better term."

"You wish."

"Still wishing."

"This game of ours is going nowhere fast; it's been a month already and my feelings for you haven't changed at all."

"Is that so?"

"Ok maybe maybe a tiny bit."

"Oh do tell."

"When I first met you I thought you were a complete and total asshole who would screw anything with a pussy. It made me want to kick you hard in the balls."

"And how do you feel now?" Aiden asked in a cocky manner.

"Well... now I know you're a complete and total asshole who would sleep with anything that walks. Now it makes me want to castrate you."