Once that The Rock had smelt what he was cooking, he grabbed a giant floppy child devouring Squee McGee, who was making tea, of course. "Damn" said Mr.Poopybutthole.
In the bedroom, Billy comes out to say, "you're gay when July nears your butthole's dinosaur, that wears a very insignificantly small top-hat." When Billy ate the asshole of the legendary sandwich, Beenis the Squeenis, the Moon cried from its grundletaint. As I ran to the lower-right quadrant of Scruple Trumdjersquandge, I saw Beenis the Squeenis standing in a vending-machine of dead babies. That's when I suddenly saw out of the corner of my eye, funny asian man walk in and make funny scream. So as soon as I make the exdee, I realised that death was actually a person named Steve the Minecraft. "BLASPHEMY", screamed the one and only, Juan Putin, suddenly, Billy, ran as chickens ate Ice-T. Juan Putin gazed over his vast fields of chicken tacos, growing in the distance, pondering the existence of Steve the Minecraft and his sidekick, Steve Harvey and his beautiful manly mustache. As Ice-T was slowly devoured by the chickens, Billy slowly found his life was corn(This sentence doesn't make sense but shut up lol ).
"You're wrong, burritos are pretty dang sentient" said Juan Putin The Great. "But, what if Homer Simpson was really Bart Simpson, but had all the memories of Adolf Hitler's non-existent son Jabinook." But at this moment, funny asian man had returned bestowing gifts of great bellwether. Beenis the Squeenis needed some story so fuck you here you go... As Beenis entered the woods of Funny Indian Man, he felt his asshole clench with dread of spoons. For you see the woods of Funny Indian Man are infested with ravenous Tikka Masala. As Beenis walked between the trees, he noticed a spooky looking figure hiding behind one of the trees, but as time passed it became clear that it was indeed a Funny indian man just like the prophecy had said. The funny indian man suddenly turned into Larry Seinfeld (the less successful one), the legendary warrior of the flaming phantoms.
YOU ARE READING
SQUEE OR EXDEE - THE ACTUAL NEW TESTAMENT THAT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR
HumorHey everyone, this is something that me and my friends Charlie and Luca wrote together. We were talking about putting it online, so I guess I'll just do it for them. This piece has been basically abandoned, so it doesn't have an ending. But any-who...
