SQUEE OR EXDEE - THE ACTUAL NEW TESTAMENT THAT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR

[The Space Jam Saga]

Larry and Beenis the Squeenis found themselves looking directly into the eyes of Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.

"What's up, doc?" Bugs Bunny asked.

"Come and take a seat," the majestic Jordan of Michaels told the two visitors, "I've prepared some inter-galactic tea for you two."

"Wait just a gosh darn diddly dang minute," Larry exclaimed. "Inter-Galatic tea is only made in Scruple Trumdjersquandge, how should I trust you...!"

"Eh, you see, doc," Bugs Bunny explained while nibbling on an inter-galactic carrot, "We used Scruple Trumdjersquandge as a filming location for Space Jam 4!" Larry passed out from excitement that Space Jam 4 was being made.

Now, Beenis the Squeenis had thought that Larry had passed out because maybe the inter-galactic tea was drugged, so he whipped out his secret weapon. Beenis shot his inter-galactic laser at Michael Jordan, who easily deflected it right back into his pelvis. "You underestimate our powers," Michael Jordan told Beenis. "After all, we are the creators of space, as well as time, itself. Now sit down, and calm down." the Jordan of Michaels snapped his fingers, and Beenis was suddenly teleported into a seat.

"Why have you come to see us, doc?" Bugs Bunny asked Beenis. "Also, your friend's dead."

"Well we, oruh... I now, seeked you guys out to have you eradicate the Funny Indian Men, as they seem to be starting a revolution to destroy the Earth."

"Well, you see, Beenis," Michael Jordan said, "We are currently dealing with a crisis that involves hell itself being destroyed. We are a little preoccupied at the moment."

"The galactic criminal of space and time, Moon Man, has seemed to escape our grasp, we think he may have wandered off into another universe. So we have a lot more to deal with doc." Bugs Bunny was now standing with his hands firmly down on the table.

"Ah, yes, I heard about that," Beenis said, "But I don't see what's wrong with it being Mac Tonight every night."

"SHUT UP YOU IMBECILE, YOU KNOW NOTHING! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF BANISHED TO LIMBO?" Michael Jordan was in extreme anger from Beenis' ignorance.

"I love that game, 10 out of 10," Beenis said. "Look, if you have time or if you have fully dealt with the Moon Man crisis, your help would be much appreciated."

"Leave this place, you are banished... doc," Bugs Bunny angrily pointed towards the front door.

"Oh... okay... come on, Larry..." Beenis said, "Oh wait, you're dead." Beenis then took Larry's lifeless body and dragged it out the door. Once they were outside, they got into their Burger Mobile from The Spongebob Movie, and drove off into the sunset. And so ended Beenis the Squeenis and Larry's story... or does it!