SQUEE OR EXDEE - THE ACTUAL NEW TESTAMENT THAT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR

[The Age of Brendan Saga]

The great fires of Flungus rained down as hell had fallen from, well Hell. Moon Man scremed, "WHEEEEEEEEEEEYAHHH." Because he realised, now that Hell was destroyed there was only one logical place for new hell to be.... Flavor Town. Moon Man looked around, still lying in the bed he woke up, and noticed that he was in the forbidden Cottage of Cottage Cheese. This posed an issue to Moon Man, as he had to be at Macnaldos to deliver Mac Tonight to the good people. But how could he defeat the new leader of Hell, whomever that might be, and ALSO reveal Mac Tonight. Moon Man sprung out of the bed, and reached for the nearest great-sword, that just happened to be lying around, and kicked down the front door of the Cottage of Cottage Cheese. But then turned around for he remembered why the Cottage had become forbidden to the public. He looked around again, only to see that the front door led to a giant fortress, crawling with Cottage Cheese guards. As he mercilessly decimated the guards and licked his fingers he looked for the forbidden artifact stored in a secret pile of Cheese. But all of a sudden, a voice came from behind him, a voice he knew all too well, Moon Man turned around only to be greeted by his old friend Brendan Fraser. Brendan was kneeling on the ground presenting his ass to Moon Man and stored in it was the mystical dildo of split personalities. Now, Moon Man had seen the movie Split, so he knew exactly what could go down if he decided to trust Brendan Fraser, the forbidden cloning artifact would be his.

So he said to Brendan, " My friend I need this piece of technology in your buttux, if you would not mind, I need to remove it."

Moon Man was appalled at what Brendan Fraser was doing, as it was not in his nature to ask a friend to be anywhere near his royal sphincter.

"That was not something wise to ask an old friend,"

Moon Man spun around to be faced with a second and third Brendan. The multiple Brendan's, or the plural Brendi, eyes began to glow red, and they charged at Moon Man. Moon Man had suddenly realised the logo on the Brendi's jacket, Food Channel, His old friend had now become his new enemy and controlled a very powerful, very illegal bio-weapon. Moon Man was now on the floor, getting beaten up by the Brendans, but he saw his Holy Macnaldos GreatSword lying only a couple feet away from him, but was out of reach.

Just as he was about to give up with his savior only a few feet away, the totally rad skater dude rode in with his tubed food and Yelled, "Scrumpalicious" as he slid the Holy Greatsword into Moon Man's hands. Moon Man raised his sword and impaled all three of the Brendan's, and stood up in shock of what he had just done. But was relieved and horrified to find the real Brendan in a flying burger space helicopter flying away with the Whistle of Macnaldos, Moon Man's tool to summon the great Ronald. And Moon Man fell to his knees crying realising he could not present without his great whistle. On a side note Beenis the Squeenis and Larry Seinfeld were wandering the woods when they stumbled upon the bunker of the inventors of Space.