"You...!" Moon Man was hysterical, in his position it was very reasonable considering the man he was going to help was lying on the floor, and a being of immense power was in front of him.
"I thought I had rid the world of you eons ago, Moon Man. What a pleasant surprise seeing you alive still."
"I'll kill you, you bastard" Moon Man was full of hatred.
"Now, now, let's calm down here Moon Man, you see I'm only here to talk, I did not come here for a fight. Anyways I would eradicate you like I did last time, at least, you were supposed to be." Moon Man reached for his great sword but as his fingers made contact with the hilt, Mr.Poopybutthole flew at Moon Man with incredible speed and grasped Moon Man's arm, and ripped it clean off. "I said I didn't come here to fight, if you continue this nonsense I will erase you from existence."
"Why are you here Denny Boy, or rather Dingleberry Dan? Oh wait sorry, I mean, Mr. Poopybutthole."
"Well, you see, my plan is quite simple, I will be taking your friend Michael Jordan here, as he 'owes me' for some things... in other words, I'm taking him to wipe him off the face of the galaxy."
"NO, I CAN NO LONGER STAND FOR THIS, IT'S FINALLY TIME THAT I CHANGE TO MY FINAL FORM, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT" Bugs Bunny was shedding manly tears for his bro-friend-guy-dude, and definitely wasn't secretly gay for him, deeeeefinitely not that.
"No Bugs, don't do it, it's not worth it, you'll lose... just like I did." Moon Man cried out.
"THIS IS THE LAST STRAW, FIRST IT'S CHARLIE'S MOM, THEN THE MULTIVERSE FRACTURES, AND NOW THIS! THIS!" Tears we're running down Buggs face, and Moon Man was being a big fat dumb baby, "NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN THIS FORM BEFORE, BUT NOW YOU SHALL WITNESS THE POWER OF MY LEGENDARY FORM... BUFF BUNNY 2.0"
Buggs was getting progressively more buff and also grew much larger, but his swoleness had gotten to the maximum on the universal-swoleness-scale. But Buggs wasn't done, he looked like a buff Arby's special meat, ready to fight back, by the time he had finished. Buggs then charged at Mr. Poopybutthole and roared in his face showing the gigantic fangs that replaced his two front teeth. Mr.Poopybutthole then roared back at Buggs startling him slightly at the strength of the sound. I'm Buggs then landed a flurry of blows upon Mr.Poopybutthole which seemed to do nothing to him. But suddenly f collapsed and said, "Alright, alright, I submit..." said Mr.Poopybutthole, as he slowly dropped Michael Jordan's seemingly lifeless corpse, "I'll leave right now as a matter of fact, peace out pussies!" Mr.Poopybutthole snapped his fingers and opened a portal behind him, but remained oddly still. Suddenly another portal opened beneath Michael Jordan, sucking him into the endless void below.
"You just got pranked dude hahahaha!" Mr.Poopybutthole ran backwards into the portal, "Peace out losers!" He had disappeared without a trace, not a single living particle of him remained within the universe. Bugs Bunny couldn't sense his energy either.
"Goddamn it, you let him get away."
"Shut up Moon Man his power was too great for me. It was unnatural even. A deity should not be able to have that much power."
"Well then what the new hell dude how did he get so much power."
"Okay first just say hell, like come on the only thing different is the location and owner it is like a sports team. Second, Butthole must have some external force powering him. The only reason he would want Michael is...Holy shit...Moon Man we need to find them now."
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SQUEE OR EXDEE - THE ACTUAL NEW TESTAMENT THAT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR
HumorHey everyone, this is something that me and my friends Charlie and Luca wrote together. We were talking about putting it online, so I guess I'll just do it for them. This piece has been basically abandoned, so it doesn't have an ending. But any-who...
