"So Bugs how are we exactly going to do this?" Inquired Michael Jordan, "I mean Moon Man could be anywhere within the Multiverse"
"Well... uh... you see doc because of the loss of our Hell we lost all inputs from all the other universes."
"But that would mean that we need to either find the new Hell, reinvent space, or randomly dimension hop to find him."
"And you know that I hate doing work pal sooooo. The only option we have, doc, is to dimension hop and hope we run into a universe with a working Hell or a less lazy version of us." Bugs screamed another funny scream between sips of an inter-galactic carrot smoothie and while driving the phallically shaped spaceship through a wormhole. And as they hit plaid speed the wormhole disappeared replaced by a green meadow with the wrecks of the Hell in the center of the open field. It was being crowded by a group of funny indian men. These funny indian men were chanting some strange stand up act with a very religious type of chant. As the phallically shaped spaceship came to a halt the men dispersed leaving Bugs and Michael to the fairly empty field. "Dammit doc we're3 too late." Buggs sighed. They walked around and noticed a shoe, specifically a Funny Indian Man Brand shoe, Bugs Bunny sniffed it and tracked it's smell. "Eh... this way, doc."
"You really gotta stop calling me that," Michael Jordan said. Buggs Bunny then shouted a racial slur in Michael Jordan's face, and they continued on the trail. They stumbled upon the half eaten remains of Larry Seinfeld's corpse. "Damn" said a mysterious voice. Michael Jordan looked around to see where it was coming from, only to see a tiny little yellow man, who disappeared a second later.
"Huh, that was weird," said Michael Jordan. "Not as weird as Space Jam 22, though, coming to a theater near you."
"Who are you talkin' to doc? Eh never mind the real question is why the heck is Larry's corpse here I thought Beenis was in charge of his body." They looked up only to see a giant fortress built by none other than the funny indian men themselves. But the only way to get up was by taking a grueling long path, scattered with weirdly dressed indian men with AKs.
Both Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny could hear the funny indian men scream, "PRAISE THE SUN!"
"What a dumb reference," Michael Jordan said.
"I don't know I think it is timely and I really like souls series." Buggs replied.
While Buggs and Michael were argueing the funny indian men started to advance. "Quick, Buggs, take cover in that GameStop across the street, where we can get amazing deals on amazing games 24/7."
Will our Heroes survive.. well probably because they are the heros... fuck you.
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SQUEE OR EXDEE - THE ACTUAL NEW TESTAMENT THAT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR
HumorHey everyone, this is something that me and my friends Charlie and Luca wrote together. We were talking about putting it online, so I guess I'll just do it for them. This piece has been basically abandoned, so it doesn't have an ending. But any-who...
