5sos preferences // viincensia (completed)

#39♡Social Media Slang♡

Ashton-

"Babee, do you want anything to drink?" You ask your boyfriend, Ashton, as you open up the fridge. "Coke please! And can you come here for a moment real quick?" You walk down the hallway with his coke in your hand and sat down on the couch beside him. "What's up?" You ask him. "Well, I was looking through Tumblr and everyone keeps saying wow I wanna see 5SOS irl," he continues, "Were they meant to say url? As in a link? Or are their keyboards just broken?" You start giggling at what he just said and he looks at you in confusion. "Oh my, you cutie... irl actually stands for In Real Life," you tell him, "so your fans basically want to see you and the boys in real life... or as they would say it- irl." "Ohh, I see. Well I wanna see them irl too!"

Calum-

You were currently lying on the bed, watching the TV show Star-Crossed; which was currently your favorite TV show of all time because Matt Lanter is in it. A few minutes into the episode, your phone starts to ring and it revealed your boyfriend, Calum's name on the screen. "Hey Cal, everything going alright?" "Yeaah, I'll be home soon... Anything you want while I'll be on the way home?" He questions. "Umm, could you please buy some more toilet paper and just some snacks for movie night please?" "Mhmm, sure. Well I'll see you soon. Burma," he randomly says. "Burma? Isn't that a country? Do you wanna go there or something?" You ask him. "Nooo, (Y/N), it stands for Be Undressed Ready My Angel. I know you know what it stand for," he confidently tells you. "Wow, where'd you learn that from? And what do you mean I know what it stands for?" "I was just on your Tumblr page (Y/N). Some fans found it and sent me the link... So I found a picture of me and you captioned it as Burma..." "CALUM NO GET OFF MY TUMBLR PLEASE!"

Luke-

It was a pretty chilled day for you and your boyfriend, Luke. He had just came back from tour and you were so glad that he's back. "Oh! (Y/N)! I have one question," he says, suddenly stopping with what he was doing. "Yeah, what is it?" "Every single time, I would see people say I ship (Y/N) and luke! What the hell do they mean by that?! You didn't tell me we were going on a boat!" He suddenly stresses himself out. "Luke oh my god, ship basically stands for Romantic Relationship... So, if your fans say they ship us, that most probably means that they like us together, like they find it cute, I guess? Something like that," you explain. "Well then, I ship us too!"

Michael-

"(Y/N), Ashton just posted a selfie of himself and now all the fans are dying?" Your boyfriend, Michael, tells you. "What do you mean they're dying Mike?" You curiously ask and look through the comments. "See? They're all dying! Should I go and call the boys?" He says, panicking. When it came to all these social media slang, you're not so good at them, and so was Michael. "No, Michael, I guess it's just slang for saying that Ashton looks damn hot and he's like killing them with his gorgeous-ness?" You tell him. "Oh. Well how about these comments? They haven't finished their sentences! All I see is the word this," Michael starts pointing out the comments he's currently talking about. "I think your fans should really concentrate in school 'cus I honestly don't know what they're trying to say!"

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Well here you go! Happy Easter everyone and I hope you all have a joyful day!
Guys, I have one thing to ask; If I were to make Ashton a birthday video/we love you Ashton type of video, who would participate? I promise you, I'll get him to see it. So please comment if you're interested!

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Xo,
Dita✌

PS. I searched on the internet to make sure that what I was writing is correct. So, hopefully there were no mistakes!
AND
I decided to start my 5SOS Brother-Sister preferences earlier and I've posted the first preference so check it out!