Unwanted. [Calum Hood Fanfiction]

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Chapter One.

Calum sat at the window, unsure on how to react. He couldn't believe that next week he was going to be performing live with One Direction.

ONE DIRECTION!?!?

This was an opportunity of a lifetime and he couldn't afford to screw it up.

Calum picked up his guitar and played an acoustic version of "I Miss You," by Blink 182. After Calum finished Michael came down the stairs clapping and smiling.

"Bravo," said Michael. "Bravo."

"You don't have to be a smart***, Michael," said Calum.

Michael smiled and climbed onto the window next to Calum. Michael looked up and stared at Calum, sighed and then looked back down.

"You know Calum, you could be cool you need to be chill like a penguin," said Michael. "Luke likes penguins."

Calum looked up at Michael and grimaced.... "When am I not as chill as a penguin?" asked Calum.

Michael said nothing and stood up next to Calum.

"When I do this," Michael said as he shoves Calum off of the window.

"You jerk get back here!" yelled Calum as he grabbed Michael's leg.

Michael tripped, but caught himself on the couch. Calum yanked Michael's leg back and Michael tumbled to the ground.

"Ouch," said Michael as he landed on the ground.

Calum stood up and slammed his foot on Michael's back.

"Hhuuufff," said Michael. "I...can't....breath," Michael managed to say between breaths. His face was turning as red as a tomato and I swear his eyes were bulging out of his sockets.

Calum yelled a war cry and started running through the house.

"OOHHKA OOHHKA KAAA!" yelled Calum screaming in Michael's face. Calum put out his tongue and drool fell onto Michael's face.

"EWWWW!" yelled Michael as he wiped off the spit on his face.

Calum walked around Michael imitating a chicken.

"Backaaa, backkaakkk," said Calum.

Calum kicked Michael on the side and then dragged him across the floor. Calum let go and then ran back to the window.

"Ha, so much for chill," said Calum laughing at Michael as he laid on the ground squirming.

"Hugh...hugh...hughh," wheezed Michael.

Michael army crawled to the kitchen, flopping his body through the living room. He crawled over the mat and you could see sparks flying everywhere as he scooted across the floor.

"Michael I don't think that's a good idea," Calum said as Michael was reaching for the doorknob.

"I...need -," said Michael as a huge flash filled the room and all you could smell was smoke.

Nobody could hear anything for a minute, Michael's hair was burnt and it smelled like smoke. Calum ran over to Michael dragged him away from the door, and laid him down on the couch. Calum sat down next to Michael, and smiled.

"When am I not chill," said Calum laughing. Calum turned on the T.V. and The Suite Life On Deck was on. It was his favorite part and it fit perfectly of what just happened.

Woody scooted across the floor. Touched the doorknob. And the whole room smelt like burnt baloney!

"Michael, Michael, Michael, you gonna learn today," said Calum. "You gonna learn to-day."

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A/N Hi, I'm sorry it was so short. I'm new and I would like if you would comment what I could improve on, and yea... Thanks for reading! (: