I PROMISE AFTER THIS ONE I WON'T MAKE ANYMORE
1) Villager isn't religious but liked going to his local church back home with his mother because it was lIT, THEY HAD DANCING, SINGING, FOOD, MUSIC, BUt Villa only went for the food tbh
2) Whenever Megaman goes out with Villa and he isn't wearing his helmet, people assume that Villager is his five year old brother or something
3) Ness hates it when Lucas makes new friends because he think he's gonna ditch him for them
4) Ness and Villager are always arguing over whether Pixar or Dreamworks is better
5) Toon Link hates conflict to the point where if two people are arguing he has to leave the area
6) Villager has a secret chemistry set that only Rocky Road ice cream knows about, though Villa always says he's just making random hair products and seeing how the chemicals react, Rock is fully convinced that Villa is making something not so very safe
7) Villager loves hair, so when he sees someone with long hair he basically begs them to brush it, he did it with Palutena and she was like fine whatever
8) Whenever someone says something involving chemicals, Villager has to resist the urge to correct them
9) Lucas straight up passed out the first time Megaman removed his arm and Rock was like "wHAT DID I DO WRONG"
10) Everyone thought because Mother3 was still in Japan Lucas could speak Japanese, but when Marth tried to talk to him he was like "could you repeat that in English please?"
11) Villager likes to curse in animalese so he doesn't get into trouble
12) Toon Link is a fucking nErd who like math like ew
13) Lucas once poked and strocked Dark Pit's wings multiple times because they were soft and he fUCKING MOANED, ever since then he doesn't let anyone near his wings and will never live it down
14) Villager actually owns multiple axe' because they break easily, but once they're all gone he's bringing out the gOLDEN AXE TO RECK SUM SCRUBZ
15) Toon Link tells some of the most clever jokes ever
16) Lucas once Googled Yaoi without safe search and now he hates Google images
17) In order not to taint the children more than they already are, Master Hand baned Japanese slang for perverted shit
19) Lucas is terrified of loud noises
20) aaaarg
Ok goodbye--
