Nicole, Kittore and I played that game where you go around in a circle and contribute one word in order to make a story.
So here's our masterpiece (I'm typing this was we speak lol)
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Once upon a time there lived a fish, his name was Tony. Tony was a closested homosexual, he wasn't gay, he just thought houses were sexy as fuck.
One day, he went out to by some eggs because he really liked them, that was until he saw a sexy ass house (insert Nicole dying of laughter and using his asthma pump) he went over to hump it, but got stopped by his wife, who slapped him.
Tony later died, because as it turns out fish cant hump houses.
The end.
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This is why we're considered weirdos by everyone lmao.