More headcannons lol
1) Villager can speak Spanish and actually lived in Spain for a while
2) Sing Despacito near Villager and you'll get a fucking sandal to the face
3) Lucas is actually the most petty of every smasher, since he's quiet no one has any issue talking about personal problems near him cuz they think he won't listen, but get on his bad side and he'll have no issue telling everyone about your secrets and who's crushing on who cuz he's #petty
4) Ness is lowkey insecure af, that's why he really doesn't like it when Lucas makes new friends. He already doesn't think he's good enough or worthy of his friendship, he doesn't need someone else threatening to take it away
4) Megaman is the smash kiddies male mother idc what anyone says
5) Toon lINK IS A FUCKING LOSER, LIKE, HE'LL ACT ALL TOUGH AND SHIT BUT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS HE WATCHES FCUKING TWILIGHT, THE NOTEBOOK AND TITANIC WHILST READING CHEEZY ROMANCE MANGA AND ANIME GRHRKRIFKGKF
6) Everyone is fully convinced thay either Townsperson and Rocky Road fucked, or Snes and Lickass fucked
7) Peach and Pit are the fucking shipping dream team, they're basically the cupids of smash
8) Lucas is Tumblr, Ness is Instagram, Villager is Twitter, Toon Link is Pinterest and Megaman is fucking Yahoo Answers
9) Villager is the type to get you a fucking apple for your birthday, but then get offended if you don't get him something super cool
10) When no one is around, Lucas and Villa karaoke like no one's business together
11) If you fuck with the kids, you're fucking with Bayonetta by default, no questions asked.
12) There's a special day every year where the smashers have to dress as the other smashers for a day, the only catch is, you can't dress as the same person once UNLESS you've dressed as everyone, so the boys really dread the day they have to either wear a dress or a skin tight blue suit
13) Villager isn't allowed to take part in events cuz he always fucking rigs it, seriously he can't even play mario party anymore
14) On mothers day Lucas and Ness cry together, Lucas for obvious reasons and Ness because he's the #best friend you could have
15) Sheik sexually confuses the males to the point where they refuse to acknowledge them
16) Fem!Robin is a secret fujoshi
17) Marth hates Fem!Robin because she's constantly shipping him with rANDOM GUYS
18) Palutena has a soft spot for Villager of all people, their friendship is highly questioned
19) Megaman is the type where if he gets something wrong, he'll be salty forever
20) k bye
Seriously k bye---
