1) When it comes to his brother, Lucas is more protective than Claus can be. When I say this boy will turn into a whole new person if you so much as to touch Claus, I mean it
2) Villager is a God when it comes to hairstyling, this boy can go from a simple french braid, to cornrows, to dreds, to hairdying, basically everything
3) Megaman, Rosalina and Peach are basically untrained therapists, if anyone, specifically the kids, have something to talk about or need advice on, it's them they'll go to
4) Lucas likes and is good at ballet don't @ me
5) Bowser acts all tough and macho, but he's literally the unofficial father of smash and all the kids love him and none of them are afraid
6) During Megaman's first night of Smash, Lucas literally contemplated destroying a part of him because the poor boy really hates robots, but now they're bff's yaaaaaaay
7) Speaking of smash, am I the only who thinks that instead of crying tears of joy, when Lucas returns him and Ness would have stupid but playful banter like, Ness would be like "welcome back ya piece of shit" and Lucas would say "it's been a year and a half and you're still a fat cunt" and then they'd laugh together and everyone else would be all like ?????????
8) Shadows an assist trophy because Master Hand was too afraid of Amy
9) Lucas and Megaman do cute pacifist stuff together like knit, garden, talk about guys ya know, the usual
10) Toon Link has a short temper don't @ me
11) Out of all the kids, the adult females seem to get on the most well with Megaman and Lucas (mainly Lucas), much to the salt and jealousy of others
12) Villager has a deep connection with animals, to the point where he won't interect with them, but they'll follow him anyway and everyone's like ?????? he once had a group of baby chicks and ducklings follow him home
13) Speaking of animals, Villa's a strict vegan
14) There's an unspoken rule in smash not to mess with Lucas' hair, I won't tell you what happens, but all I'll say is that you really don't wanna be on the receiving end of it.
15) Dark Pit wears glasses, the only smasher who knows is Lucas only because he walked in on him, now he uses it as blackmail because edgy pit think glasses are nerdy
16) Once Villa invited his parents over, and his mother showed everyone embarrassing photos of him, including a picture where he wore her bra on his head because he thought it was a hat, now the others bully him relentlessly
17) Ness once screamed "JUST FUCK ALREADY" at Rock and Villa because he was bored of all the obvious sexual tension between them, they hated him for about three hours
18) When Lucas meets someone that makes Ness jealous or he doesn't like, Ness sometimes sneaks behind him and says "stay away from my boyfriend, he's mine" and Lucas just slaps him and storms off
19) After they started going out, as a joke whenever they met someone Rock would always they "this is my little brother Villa" and then ten minutes later the two would be kissing and shit and everyone is just confused and grossed out and thats why they don't have many friends.
20) Villager and Lucas used to not get along, at all. But after a while they became bff's yaaaaay
21) blaaaaaah
Here take this,,,,,
