(Nishinoya, Tanaka, Taketora, Futakuchi, Aone, Kenma, Akaashi, Terushima, and Ennoshita)
Taketora: Hey, who wants to play FMK?
Kenma: What's FMK?
Taketora: It stands for f*ck, marry, kill.
Taketora: Basically, someone gives you three people and you have to choose which one you want to f*ck, which one you want to marry, and which one you want to kill.
Tanaka: Noya and I tried to play this game with the first years a while back and we got in trouble.
Nishinoya: But Daichi's not here ;P
Ennoshita: But I am
Ennoshita: Can we use a nicer word than f*ck please?
Futakuchi: How about bang?
Ennoshita: Works for me.
Terushima: Oh come on, Shita, loosten up a bit ;P
Ennoshita: Don't call me Shita.
Terushima: But it's cute.
Ennoshita: I'm not cute.
{Yuu Nishinoya named the conversation "TeruShita"}
{Chikara Ennoshita removed the name from the conversation}
Ennoshita: I'm calling Daichi.
Terushima: PLEASE DON'T
Terushima: I'm sorry!
Nishinoya: DAICHI'S ALREADY MAD ABOUT THE CAR WASH PLEASE I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD!
Ennoshita: I'm watching you.
Kenma: So, who's going first?
Taketora: I'll go, since I brought it up.
Taketora: Kenma...wanna be the first victim?
Kenma: Hit me with your best shot.
Ennoshita: KENMA NO
Tanaka: HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!
Nishinoya: WHY DON'T YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!
Tanaka: HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!
Nishinoya: FIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEE AWAAAAAAAAYYY!
Kenma: Sorry
Kenma: What was that?
Aone: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benetar. Released in 1980 in the album "Crimes of Passion."
Kenma: Thank you.
Futakuchi: (Told you guys Aone's been alive for 500 years)
Taketora: YOU GUYS ARE INTERRUPTING THE GAME
Taketora: Kuroo, Yaku, and Lev
Kenma: Kill Lev, bang Yaku, and marry Kuroo.
Tanaka: Your turn Kenma.
Kenma: Alright, Nishinoya.
Kenma: Tanaka, Asahi, and your third year manager.
Nishinoya: Kill Tanaka
Akaashi: Wow, no hesitation.
Tanaka: ToT
Nishinoya: KENMA I HATE YOU
Nishinoya: HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN ASAHI AND KIYOKO
Kenma: It doesn't take a genius to know how to make FMK hard.
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Haikyuu!! Texts
FanfictionA behind-the-scenes look into the phones of Haikyuu, including members of Karasuno, Nekoma, Fukurodani, Aoba Johsai, Date Tech, Johzenji, and Shiratorizawa.
