Kuroo, Daichi, Bokuto, Oikawa, Terushima, Futakuchi, Ushijima
Kuroo: Do you guys wanna hear a story?
Daichi: No
Kuroo: Wow someone's in a bad mood
Oikawa: Did Suga not give you the d or something
Daichi: Shut up Oikawa just cuz you're a hoe doesn't mean we all are
Oikawa: I'M NOT A HOE
Terushima: Maybe not but with those thiccccc thighs you could be
Ushijima: *Thick
Terushima: No...thicc
Ushijima: That's not how we spell it at Shiratorizawa
Daichi: That's not how they spell it anywhere
Terushima: Don't be so lame Daichi
Terushima: Thiccc people shouldn't be lame
Daichi: I'm not thick
Kuroo: Oh yes you are
Oikawa: I thought you were into slender bodies Kuroo
Kuroo: You haven't seen Kenma in booty shorts
Futakuchi: Can we hear your story Kuroo
Kuroo: Oh yeah!!
Kuroo: Bokuto you gotta help me tell this one if I forget something
Bokuto: Will do Tetsubro
Kuroo: So, once upon a time, there was a guy named Daichi
Daichi: Why me
Terushima: Because why not you
Futakuchi: That was REALLY low key Terushima
Terushima: Shut up
Kuroo: ANYWAY
Kuroo: One day, Daichi was driving down a desert road, on his way to visit his boyfriend
Terushima: BOYFRIEND!?!
Futakuchi: It's not you don't get so excited
Daichi: I walk to Suga's house
Kuroo: ITS A STORY SHUT UP
Kuroo: Anyway, on one side of Daichi was a flat desert, and on the other side was a drop off
Ushijima: Why is there a desert in Japan
Ushijima: The soil here is fruitful, not dry
Bokuto: It's a story Farmer Boy
Oikawa: Heheh Farmer Boy
Oikawa: AS YOU WISH
Terushima: Lol is that what Iwaizumi said to you last night
Ushijima: I bet you wish you'd gone to Shiratorizawa
Oikawa: I REALLY DON'T
Futakuchi: I bet Iwaizumi does
Oikawa: Why are you guys like this hE'S MY ACTUAL BOYFRIEND THANK YOU VERY MUCH
YOU ARE READING
Haikyuu!! Texts
FanfictionA behind-the-scenes look into the phones of Haikyuu, including members of Karasuno, Nekoma, Fukurodani, Aoba Johsai, Date Tech, Johzenji, and Shiratorizawa.
