Homecoming Proposals!!

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Bokuroo (Requested by @Tetsurou_Bokuto)
Bokuto: Hey bro, you know how Karasuno's having a homecoming dance this year?

Kuroo: Yeah, what about?

Bokuto: I wanna go, but I don't wanna go alone

Kuroo: Did you ask Akaashi?

Bokuto: No

Kuroo: Why not? I thought you liked him

Bokuto: I did, but I think I like someone else now.

Kuroo: WHO
Kuroo: IS IS TSUKKI

Bokuto: No of course not
Bokuto: He may be a sexy chop off the old volleyball block but he's still too young and innocent for me

Kuroo: Then who is it?

Bokuto: They're super good with hair, they're about my height, they play middle blocker, they're super smart, but they're still complete trash.

Kuroo: Are they...a neko?

Bokuto: ;)

Kuroo: OH MY GOD YOU DON'T MEAN ME DO YOU

Bokuto: Will you be my date? Because you're the only 1, 4 me.

Kuroo: Omg that is the best hoco
proposal I've ever heard
Kuroo: Of course I'll be your date

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Yamaguchi x Yachi
Yamaguchi: Hey Yachi-san

Yachi: Hello!

Yamaguchi: How are you?

Yachi: I'm doing well, you?

Yamaguchi: good

Yachi: Are you going to homecoming?

Yamaguchi: idk
Yamaguchi: Are you?

Yachi: No, I don't have a date

Yamaguchi: Oh, I'm sorry
Yamaguchi: You know, if you don't get asked, you can always come with me.

Yachi: Ok, sounds good!

Yamaguchi: :)

[10 minutes later]

Yamaguchi: OH MY GOD I JUST ASKED YOU TO HOMECOMING

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Kagehina
Kageyama: Hey dumbass

Hinata: What

Kageyama: You know how Yamaguchi asked Yachi to homecoming

Hinata: Yeah

Kageyama: Well, there's someone I want to ask

Hinata: WOAH KAGEYAMA LIKES SOMETHING OTHER THAN VOLLEYBALL!?!?
Hinata: YOU'RE ACTUALLY HUMAN AHAHAHAHAAH XD
Hinata: I THOUGHT YOU'D MARRY A VOLLEYBALL

Kageyama: CAN IT DUMBASS I'M BEING SERIOUS

Hinata: Whatever you big baby
Hinata: Who is it?

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