Nishinoya: WHO WANTS TO PLAY NEVER HAVE I EVER
Tsukishima: Not me
Nishinoya: So mean Tsukki :'(
Kageyama: What's never have I ever
Tananka: ASAHI CHRIST KAGEYAMA DID YOU EVEN HAVE A CHILDHOOD
Ennoshita: Have you met the guy?
Asahi: Asahi Christ?
Hinata: I WANNA PLAY I WANNA PLAY CAN WE PLEASE PLAY
Sugawara: How are we going to play that over text message?
Daichi: We're not going to
Daichi: Not because I want to be a buzzkill, but because every time we play one of Noya and Tanakas stupid grade school games something always goes down and then I have to have a "talk" at practice.
Tsukishima: With all due respect, Captain, you're the one who organizes those meetings
Daichi: THE ONLY REASON WE HAD A MEETING LAST TIME WAS BECAUSE HINATA LOOKED UP SMUT THANKS TO YOU UNFILTERED DUMBASSES
Asahi: Daichi-san no offense but no one asked you to give the sex talk you could've just disciplined Tanaka and Noya separately
Yamaguchi: Yeah, not going to lie that was a little awkward
Tanaka: You guys are such wimps Hinata's gotta learn it eventually
Tanaka: He and Kags aren't gonna last long otherwise
Daichi: This is exactly what I'm talking about
Daichi: We're not playing
Nishinoya: But Dadchi this would be a perfect team bonding exercise don't ya think?
Nishinoya: Give us an opportunity to learn more about each other ;)
Kiyoko: Surprisingly, I agree
Daichi: ARE YOU SERIOUS
Daichi: SHIMIZU I WAS COUNTING ON YOU
Kiyoko: You know they're going to play with or without you
Daichi: Ugh, fine
Daichi: I'm watching you, Tanaka. Nishinoya
Nishinoya: It'll be fineeeeee
Sugawara: Seriously how are we going to do this over text message?
Nishinoya: It'll be the same rules as the original game except instead of putting a finger down you'll just text the group chat saying "down" and then "out" when you use up all five fingers
Nishinoya: For those of you losers who've never played basically a person in the group says "never have I ever ___" followed by something they've never done, and if you've done it you have to put a finger down. Once all your fingers are down, you're out and the last person standing wins.
Tsukishima: Finally a game that Kageyama can win
Kageyama: SHUT UP DUMBASS I'VE DONE THINGS IN MY LIFE
Kageyama: YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND HAS AN EQUAL CHANCE OF LOSING
Yamaguchi: You are aware that this game goes beyond the scope of volleyball, right?
Tanaka: Ohohohoho Yamaguchi you got something to tell us?
Ennoshita: You don't know? Yamaguchi's a real party animal haha
Hinata: REALLY
Hinata: YAMAGUCHI WHY DON'T YOU INVITE US TO THESE PARTIES
Yamaguchi: BECAUSE I DON'T PARTY CHIKARA DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT
Nishinoya: Don't worry Yams, Asahi always loses this game anyway so you'll be fine
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Haikyuu!! Texts
FanfictionA behind-the-scenes look into the phones of Haikyuu, including members of Karasuno, Nekoma, Fukurodani, Aoba Johsai, Date Tech, Johzenji, and Shiratorizawa.
