Lev: WASSSSSUP Y'ALLLLLLLL
Kenma: Why did you make a new group chat
Lev: Because there's someone I want to introduce you all to
Yurio: When you said you were going to introduce me to "some of your friends" I didn't think you meant YOUR ENTIRE VOLLEYBALL TEAM
Yaku: We're not his friends either
Lev: You're so mean Yaku-san!
Yurio: Heyyyyy Yaku
Yurio: So you're Lev's boyfriendYaku: I'm what now?
Lev: YURIO
Kuroo: YURIO?!?!?!!?
Kuroo: AS IN YURI PLISETSKY?!??
Kuroo: CAN YOU GET ME VICTOR'S NUMBER/INSTA/ADDRESS?!!?!Yurio: No f-you
Yurio: I'm way better than Victor
Yurio: Victor is arrogant and too gay for his own goodKenma: So is Kuroo
Yurio: Oh I see
Kuroo: Hey!!!! I'm not that gay
Kenma: I'm your boyfriend, I should know
Yaku: Lev you told Yurio I was your boyfriend?!?!?
Yurio: Wait so you're not his boyfriend??
Inuoka: Nope, Lev just has an enormous crush on him
Yaku: WHAT
Lev: I DIDN'T EVEN TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS
Lev: Also, Yurio, I didn't say that Yaku was my boyfriend, I meant boy *space* friend. You know, a guy friendYurio: with benefits
Yaku: NO
Yaku: Levvvvvv you're so dead at our next practiceYurio: I thought you guys went to homecoming together
Lev: We did
Lev: And you can't deny it cuz I have photo evidenceYaku: I wasn't going to deny it
Yaku: BUT homecoming was just a friend thingInuoka: I WANNA SEE THE PHOTO EVIDENCE
Lev:
Kuroo: THAT WAS SO NOT A FRIEND THING YAKU ARE YOU BLIND
Yurio: awwww
Yurio: Otabek and I looked way hotter though
Yurio: check it out biatchesKuroo: DAMMMMMMMN
Kuroo: Your boyfriend has great hairKenma: I have better hair
Yurio: I wouldn't hold your breath on that
Kenma: Watch me
Inuoka: Please don't die you're the only person on our team who knows how to set
Yaku: Lev can do it
Lev: But I'm the ace
Yaku: Like hell you are
Yaku: You can't become the ace until you can receive a damn ball for once in your lifeLev: Why are you always so angry T_T
Yurio: Not angry, sexually frustrated ;)
Yaku: I'M NOT SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
Kuroo: He is ;)
Yaku: IM NOT
Lev: Why would he be sexually frustrated
Yurio: Because he wants the D but he can't have it cuz he's too much of a wimp to admit that he's hELLA GAY FOR LEV
Yaku: I'm not gay
Kenma: Yeah right
Yaku: Well, actually that's a lie I'm totally gay
Yaku: But not for LevInuoka: Then why did you accept his request for homecoming??
Inuoka: Hmm
Inuoka: Whatcha have to say to that mom
Inuoka: *Yaku oopsYaku: Because I didn't want to be rude
Yurio: BECAUSE HE WANTED THE DDDDDDDD
Lev: Heyyyyy I'm offended Yaku-san
Lev: You told me afterwards that you had a good timeKuroo: And all of us can agree that we have never seen you so happy before
Inuoka: Oh ya
Inuoka: It was actually a little scary cuz you never smileLev: He smiles what are you talking about?
Yurio: AHAHAHA YESSS
Yurio: Of course Lev would say that because he makes Yaku feel so good inside
Yurio: You know I'm right Yaku ;) Russians are just too sexy to resistYaku: WHO ARE YOU!?
Yaku: I've literally never met you and you're over here telling my friends that I'm gay for the most annoying first year on my team who do you think you areYurio: I thought we went over this already come on turn your brain on
Yurio: I'm Yuri Plisetsky, the Russian Ice Tiger
Yurio: Follow me on instagram @yuriplisetskyofficial or @yuriosknifeshoes which is my spamYaku: Ohhh I've heard of you nvm
Kuroo: HE WON THE WORLD GRAND PRIX YAKU WHY ARE YOU SO UNIMPRESSED
Yaku: WAIT REALLY
Yaku: Omg I had such a brain fart
Yaku: Glad to know Lev has at least some good blood in himKenma: OMGGGGGG CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS
Kenma: CAN I HAVE PAIR OF YOUR FAN CAT EARSYurio: Is this the guy who's obsessed with cats Lev??
Lev: Yes XD
Yurio: How many cats do you have in Neko Atsume
Kenma: 46
Yurio: WHAT
Yurio: I need to step up my gameKenma: I'll teach you everything I know
Kenma: Here's my Snapchat @kozumekat05Yurio: Ok I added you
Kuroo: OMG YES KENMA MADE A FRIEND IM SO HAPPY THANK YOU SO MUCH RUSSIAN STRANGER I LOVE YOU FORGET VICTOR
Kenma: Calm down Kuroo
Yurio: Is your boyfriend permanently drunk or something
Kenma: Probably
Kenma: How long are you staying in Japan Yurio??Yurio: Two months
Yurio: I'm staying at Yuuri's house with him and Victor and OtabekLev: Two months??
Lev: That's longer than Yaku's growth spurtYaku: YOU ARE SO DEADDDDD LEV HAIBA THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW
Yurio: SEXUAL FRUSTRATION I TOLD YOU
{Morisuke Yaku locked the conversation}
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Haikyuu!! Texts
FanfictionA behind-the-scenes look into the phones of Haikyuu, including members of Karasuno, Nekoma, Fukurodani, Aoba Johsai, Date Tech, Johzenji, and Shiratorizawa.