Lev's Cousin ft. Nekoma

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Lev: WASSSSSUP Y'ALLLLLLLL

Kenma: Why did you make a new group chat

Lev: Because there's someone I want to introduce you all to

Yurio: When you said you were going to introduce me to "some of your friends" I didn't think you meant YOUR ENTIRE VOLLEYBALL TEAM

Yaku: We're not his friends either

Lev: You're so mean Yaku-san!

Yurio: Heyyyyy Yaku
Yurio: So you're Lev's boyfriend

Yaku: I'm what now?

Lev: YURIO

Kuroo: YURIO?!?!?!!?
Kuroo: AS IN YURI PLISETSKY?!??
Kuroo: CAN YOU GET ME VICTOR'S NUMBER/INSTA/ADDRESS?!!?!

Yurio: No f-you
Yurio: I'm way better than Victor
Yurio: Victor is arrogant and too gay for his own good

Kenma: So is Kuroo

Yurio: Oh I see

Kuroo: Hey!!!! I'm not that gay

Kenma: I'm your boyfriend, I should know

Yaku: Lev you told Yurio I was your boyfriend?!?!?

Yurio: Wait so you're not his boyfriend??

Inuoka: Nope, Lev just has an enormous crush on him

Yaku: WHAT

Lev: I DIDN'T EVEN TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS
Lev: Also, Yurio, I didn't say that Yaku was my boyfriend, I meant boy *space* friend. You know, a guy friend

Yurio: with benefits

Yaku: NO
Yaku: Levvvvvv you're so dead at our next practice

Yurio: I thought you guys went to homecoming together

Lev: We did
Lev: And you can't deny it cuz I have photo evidence

Yaku: I wasn't going to deny it
Yaku: BUT homecoming was just a friend thing

Inuoka: I WANNA SEE THE PHOTO EVIDENCE

Lev:

Kuroo: THAT WAS SO NOT A FRIEND THING YAKU ARE YOU BLIND

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Kuroo: THAT WAS SO NOT A FRIEND THING YAKU ARE YOU BLIND

Yurio: awwww
Yurio: Otabek and I looked way hotter though
Yurio: check it out biatches

Yurio: awwwwYurio: Otabek and I looked way hotter thoughYurio: check it out biatches

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Kuroo: DAMMMMMMMN
Kuroo: Your boyfriend has great hair

Kenma: I have better hair

Yurio: I wouldn't hold your breath on that

Kenma: Watch me

Inuoka: Please don't die you're the only person on our team who knows how to set

Yaku: Lev can do it

Lev: But I'm the ace

Yaku: Like hell you are
Yaku: You can't become the ace until you can receive a damn ball for once in your life

Lev: Why are you always so angry T_T

Yurio: Not angry, sexually frustrated ;)

Yaku: I'M NOT SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED

Kuroo: He is ;)

Yaku: IM NOT

Lev: Why would he be sexually frustrated

Yurio: Because he wants the D but he can't have it cuz he's too much of a wimp to admit that he's hELLA GAY FOR LEV

Yaku: I'm not gay

Kenma: Yeah right

Yaku: Well, actually that's a lie I'm totally gay
Yaku: But not for Lev

Inuoka: Then why did you accept his request for homecoming??
Inuoka: Hmm
Inuoka: Whatcha have to say to that mom
Inuoka: *Yaku oops

Yaku: Because I didn't want to be rude

Yurio: BECAUSE HE WANTED THE DDDDDDDD

Lev: Heyyyyy I'm offended Yaku-san
Lev: You told me afterwards that you had a good time

Kuroo: And all of us can agree that we have never seen you so happy before

Inuoka: Oh ya
Inuoka: It was actually a little scary cuz you never smile

Lev: He smiles what are you talking about?

Yurio: AHAHAHA YESSS
Yurio: Of course Lev would say that because he makes Yaku feel so good inside
Yurio: You know I'm right Yaku ;) Russians are just too sexy to resist

Yaku: WHO ARE YOU!?
Yaku: I've literally never met you and you're over here telling my friends that I'm gay for the most annoying first year on my team who do you think you are

Yurio: I thought we went over this already come on turn your brain on
Yurio: I'm Yuri Plisetsky, the Russian Ice Tiger
Yurio: Follow me on instagram @yuriplisetskyofficial or @yuriosknifeshoes which is my spam

Yaku: Ohhh I've heard of you nvm

Kuroo: HE WON THE WORLD GRAND PRIX YAKU WHY ARE YOU SO UNIMPRESSED

Yaku: WAIT REALLY
Yaku: Omg I had such a brain fart
Yaku: Glad to know Lev has at least some good blood in him

Kenma: OMGGGGGG CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS
Kenma: CAN I HAVE PAIR OF YOUR FAN CAT EARS

Yurio: Is this the guy who's obsessed with cats Lev??

Lev: Yes XD

Yurio: How many cats do you have in Neko Atsume

Kenma: 46

Yurio: WHAT
Yurio: I need to step up my game

Kenma: I'll teach you everything I know
Kenma: Here's my Snapchat @kozumekat05

Yurio: Ok I added you

Kuroo: OMG YES KENMA MADE A FRIEND IM SO HAPPY THANK YOU SO MUCH RUSSIAN STRANGER I LOVE YOU FORGET VICTOR

Kenma: Calm down Kuroo

Yurio: Is your boyfriend permanently drunk or something

Kenma: Probably
Kenma: How long are you staying in Japan Yurio??

Yurio: Two months
Yurio: I'm staying at Yuuri's house with him and Victor and Otabek

Lev: Two months??
Lev: That's longer than Yaku's growth spurt

Yaku: YOU ARE SO DEADDDDD LEV HAIBA THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW

Yurio: SEXUAL FRUSTRATION I TOLD YOU

{Morisuke Yaku locked the conversation}

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