(based off of real events)
Nishinoya: where are you?
Tanaka: I got in trouble
Nishinoya: What??
Nishinoya: How?
Tanaka: I was trying to ask Kiyoko-san to prom, and it didn't go well.
Nishinoya: What!?!?! Why didn't you tell me you were asking her? I mean, I know we don't have the same lunch and I wouldn't have been there to see it, but STILL!
Tanaka: Because I wanted to surprise you and then rub it in your face
Nishinoya: I wouldn't have cared
Nishinoya: I have Asahi
Nishinoya: I just like long hair lol
Tanaka: *eye roll*
Tanaka: anyway, can I continue?
Nishinoya: Yes, do tell
Tanaka: So I was out by the front of the school, and I noticed this tree covered in tiny pink flowers and thought "wow, those are super pretty...just like Kiyoko-san"
Nishinoya: Awwwwwww did you pick some for her!??!?!
Tanaka: I picked a lot for her
Nishinoya: And..?
Tanaka: Well, I snapped the whole branch off the tree
Nishinoya: WHAT!!!!!
Tanaka: IT WAS A REALLY PRETTY BRANCH I HAD TO TAKE THE WHOLE THING
Nishinoya: BY NO MEANS DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE WHOLE FREAKING BRANCH
Tanaka: IT'S KIYOKO-SAN I REFUSE TO HALF-ASS ANYTHING
Nishinoya: You're so stupid
Nishinoya: Anyway, continue
Tanaka: So I was walking through the cafeteria looking for Kiyoko-san, and then I saw a terrible sight
Nishinoya: DID SOMEONE BEAT YOU TO HER?!?
Tanaka: No
Tanaka: The dean saw me
Nishinoya: Oh god
Tanaka: Anyway, he came up to me and was like "Ryunnosuke! Where are you going?"
Nishinoya: Just whack his toupee off with the branch
Tanaka: THAT WOULD'VE RUINED THE FLOWERS
Tanaka: AND DAICHI IS SCARY
Nishinoya: Daichi wasn't there, was he?
Tanaka: No, but someone would've told Daichi
Tanaka: It's like he has a secret police or something
Nishinoya: probably
Nishinoya: So, what did you say to the dean?
Tanaka: I told him the truth
Tanaka: I was just like "I'm asking someone to prom"
Nishinoya: And...
Tanaka: He said "no you're not" and then dragged me to the office
Tanaka: Now I'm suspended
Nishinoya: Daichi's going to kill you
Tanaka: I know
Tanaka: Wish me luck in the afterlife
Nishinoya: Good luck my most favoritest bro
Tanaka: <3
Tanaka: No homo
Nishinoya: Well, you aren't ;)
Tanaka: WHY #straightproblems
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Haikyuu!! Texts
FanfictionA behind-the-scenes look into the phones of Haikyuu, including members of Karasuno, Nekoma, Fukurodani, Aoba Johsai, Date Tech, Johzenji, and Shiratorizawa.
