The Art Of Sarcasm

Chapter 4

Hello there!! I apologise for not updating for nearly two months, to be honest I don't really have a good excuse as to why I didn't. Any way, I'm going to Germany tomorrow so I thought I'd update this before I go.
On with the chapter...
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Dans POV
"How could you Phil!! Why would you do that to me?!"

I slowly turned around and raised my eyebrows at him. He gulped and looked at me for help. I think he did anyway.

"Phil told me that he had a headache and that he wanted to go home as soon as possible, he said he'd call you to let you know but we just got back." I lied.

Why the hell am I attempting to help this guy?

Cat then seemed to have a sudden mood change.

"Oh god babe are you okay??" Cat came over and sat in the barely there space between me and Phil.

I mean... She could of sat on the other side of him but alright then.

"Yeah I'm fine, sorry if you thought I left you at school in a nasty way." Phil smiled and gave Cat a hug.

I felt like I was disrupting them slightly so I got off the bed and sat on the floor next to Louise instead.

"How on earth did she believe that?" Louise whispered while shaking her head in disbelief.

I shrugged and quietly told her what really happened.

"Wow popular people. Am I right?" She smiled.

We laughed quietly before turning back to where Phil and Cat were previously sat next to each other.

Oh god they're making out again.

I made a gagging noise thinking it may stop them, luckily it did.

"Oh sorry guys." Phil smiled sheepishly.

"It's fine but can we keep it PG please?"

Phil nodded.

"Let's start this stupid project."
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"Okay so we have the front cover, a fact page and a page about how her music career started."

Cat and Louise had left about half an hour ago and now it was just us two again. I thought I'd better stay to help finish off the work.

Obviously not to spend more time with Phil alone. Obviously not.

"We've done quite well in a couple of hours to be honest." He grinned. "What time is it anyways?"

I turned my phone on. "Oh god it's half past 9 I need to go home."

"Okay then."

We both got up and went down stairs. Phil didn't see Cat or Louise out. I feel special. That was clearly sarcasm. Leave me alone!

Before I left I made sure to thank Phil's mum.

"Thank you very much." I said.

"You're welcome, I'm happy for you and Louise to come over here at anytime." She smiled.

What a nice lady.

I walked back to the front door where Phil was.

"Thanks for saving me today, I don't know what Cat would've done to me is you hadn't of said that."

"It meant we got more work done so meh."

Phil grinned and shook his head. He put his hand on my shoulder before saying. "See you tomorrow."

I moved away from his touch before saying bye and giving him a quick wave. God it's gonna take me ages to get back home.
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"What time do you call this?" My mother shouted.

"I don't know, Kevin? Carl? Frank?"
I said as I was going up the steps.

"Stop being so cheeky Daniel. We'll have a serious talk about this tomorrow."

Honestly I didn't care, I was so tired that I just went straight passed her, got ready for bed and went to sleep.
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