The Art Of Sarcasm

Chapter 3

Hello again!! I honestly don't know why I added that video at the top of this but it makes me laugh. Anyways, on with the chapter......
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Dans POV
Earlier, I was going on about how much I don't like Phil. Now here I am with five minutes left and then I have to go meet him and go to his house.

I'm gonna be such a third wheel though. I don't wanna be in the middle of Cat and Phil. I guess I'm gonna have to suck it up though.

"Dan? I asked you a question." My old bag of a Geography teacher interrupted my thoughts.

I don't have a clue what she asked me. I'm gonna go with, "Dogs."

"No Dan the name of trees that keep their leaves all year round is not dogs."

Ha whoops.

Thank god the bell rung. Let's go.

I got up and rushed out of the door before my teacher could tell me off.

I sighed and walked to the entrance of school. Great I'm the first one here.

I was in the middle of playing on my phone and then Phil came speed walking towards me. I'm not sure why he keeps looking over his shoulder but meh.

He grabbed my arm and dragged me along a bit. What's happening?

I give him a confused look and he blushed. Aww wait... not aww.

"Sorry but we have to go."

"What about Cat?" I grimaced when I said her name.

"She went to the toilet. I said I'd wait but I left her."

That made me smile on the inside.

"Oh ok."

"My house is this way, let's go."

Ha wow Phil had been holding my arm this whole time. Not wow.. I mean gross.

"Sorry I forgot about that." Phil let go.

"It's fine."

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God Phil has to walk a long way. He was happily marching up the hill while I huffed and puffed metres behind him.

"Dan?"

Phil turned around and laughed. "It's up here come on." He smiled.

"Finally." I muttered.

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"Mum? I forgot my key." Phil mouthed through the window.

Seconds later a kind looking lady answered the door.

"Hi Philip."

I sniggered.

"Mum don't call me that." Phil blushed.

Phils mum completely ignored his comment.

"Oh who's this?"

"This is Dan, we're doing an English project together."

"That's great! I like him more than that Cat girl already."

"Um Cats in our group too, and this girl called Louise." Phil said nervously.

"Okay then."

"Sorry that I didn't tell you that everyones coming over mum."

"It's okay. Come on in boys."