The Art Of Sarcasm

Chapter 1

Aww the video I added is soooo emotional I literally start crying when I watch it!! Welcome to the first actual chapter of my story!! Let's get started...
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Dans POV
Beep beep beep!!

I woke up, startled by the noise I'd grown to hate. Kinda dazed I decided to check the time to see why the hell my alarm had gone off.

God its school. "Crap, crap, crap." I repeatedly muttered under my breath. So much for getting up early!!

"Dan are you ready yet?" My mum called up the steps.

"Yes mum." She doesn't have to know that I'm only just getting my black jeans on.

"Ok well I need to go to work now so see you tonight!

"Bye!" I shouted back. Now all that needs doing is to brush my teeth..... And then breakfast.... And then get my bag ready.... And then physically walk to school. Damn it.

What Dans wearing!! ^^
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Phils POV
I'd actually woken up half an hour ago, but I spent a bit of that time talking to my amazing girlfriend Cat!!

We've been dating just over two years now and I can't vision being with anyone else.

I got dressed and went down stairs, I said bye to my parents while grabbing two cereal bars and slamming the door behind me.

What phils wearing!! ^^
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"Phil!!"

"Cat!"

Without any warning, she jumped into my arms. I missed her so much!

What Cats wearing ^
P.s I couldn't just cut Dan off the photo so I cut Phil off too.
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Class started a few minutes ago, but Cat wanted to get her books out of her locker. Being the good boyfriend I am, I went with her.

"Ew our first class is English. I hate English so much, can we skip it??

"English is my favourite lesson and no." I replied calmly.

I grabbed her arm and managed to drag her to the class room.

"Sorry we're late Sir." I apologised. Cat stayed quiet with her nose in the air.

"Well there's only two seats left, one next to Joey and one next to Dan at the back.

I looked at Cat who was busy speed walking to where Joey was sat. I rolled my eyes, I guess I'm next to the Dan guy then.

I walked over to the desk he was sat at pulled out the chair next to him. While the teacher was busy talking to someone I thought I may as well introduce myself to him.

"Hi I'm Phil."

"..."

"Hello? I said I'm Phil"

"There's no need to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time."

Oh well he sounded friendly. Maybe he's just moody because it's the first day back. Yeah, that must be it.
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This was kinda short and kinda crap. Oh well the story will improve as it goes along, I went to bed at 5:30 a couple of nights ago so that I'd be too tired to stay up the night before school. Yet there I was the night before school, watching Dan and Phil videos that I'd already watched like 10 times until 12:30!! Thanks Dan and Phil.

Anyways please vote and comment what you thought, I'll update best friends and then I'll update this again. Bye for now!!