The Art Of Sarcasm

Chapter 2

Hello I'm sorry for disappearing for ages but I'm bored seeing my relatives right now so I thought I'd start this. On with chapter 2.
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Dans POV
As sad as it is, my high school is well known for being brilliant at teaching English. As a consequence all students have English pretty much everyday, which I guess would be okay if I wasn't sat next to Phil.

I know it's bad to judge people but most other popular people I've came across have been horrible, so I'm just predicting here.

I can't really ignore him all year so I'm gonna have to say something to him at some point. Until that point, I'm not talking to him.

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"Hello class, today you'll get to start work on a project in groups of four." The teacher told us.

That would be alright. I do have friends, I may give the impression that I don't but I swear I actually do.

If you don't believe me then watch me actually have a group to go with in here.

"Don't get excited, I already planned the groups."

Okay then scratch that idea.

"I'll read them out and you need to sit with the people in your group after I've finished."

Crap. I hate most people in here. I'm quite certain most of them don't like me either so it's a mutual dislike.

Let's see which idiots I'm in a group with then. I missed the teacher talking a couple of times but no ones looking at me weird for not moving. I guess I'm okay.

"Zoe, Shane, Marzia and PJ you're a group."

"Joey, Joe, Felix and Chris."

"Anthony, Jack, Alfie and Lainey."

"Ian, Caspar, Greg and Lisa."

Great I'm in the last group, who's left?

"And finally, Phil, Dan, Louise and Cat."

I like Louise but.... Freaking Phil and Cat?? I don't know who's worse.

Before I could think anymore I heard a noise that resembled an elephant stomping approaching me and Phil's table.

"PHILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!" The elephant screeched. I turned to look at Phil, who grimaced at the loud noise.

"I think your elephant is talking to you." I muttered to Phil.

I saw Phil holding in a smile. I'm amazing.

"Excuse me I need to sit down next to Phil." She said in a slightly more normal volume.

"Need, want...." I lifted my arms up pretending they're a scale.

"NEED." She shouted in my face.

I looked at her with dead eyes before looking at Phil. "How are you not deaf?" I asked him.

"I honestly don't know." He shrugged.

"Okay I'm gonna go and move before she bites my head off."

I got up and sat at the other side of the table with Louise. Much better.

"Hey Dan."

"Hello Louise."

Me and Louise are quite good friends to be honest, we both share a mutual opinion on most people in our year. This makes us get along very well.