*Nothing from before this chapter has happened ok this is completely different*
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Allura:Ok Coran, Shiro and I are going to this meeting. Watch the young paladins closely. And make sure they get to bed before 11.30 in Earth northern eastern time.
Coran:Of course Princess no problem at all for me. They'll be in tip top shape when you get back!
Shiro: Well we're off
*Shiro and Allura leave*
Coran:Alright children!
Lance:Here
Keith:Heere
Pidge: Present and accounted for
Hunk:I'm here are you okay Coran
Coran: All good little kitties. Now do whatever you want just be in your room by 11.
Keith: What should we do?
Pidge: Play music and get drunk
Lance: get stoned and watch porn
Hunk: baking
Keith: We could do all of that I guess
10 minutes later
Hunk: Ahhh the kitchen is on fire
Keith: You are what you love not who loves you in a world full of the world yes I'm here to scream
Lance: NO!
Pidge: *talking to fruit* HeY GeNTLmen HoW Are YOU
Coran:*asleep*
Lance:Pidge where the drugs at?
Hunk: Maybe we shouldn't
Keith:Shots! We should do shots!
Pidge:SHots sHoTs ShoT Shot SHOts ShotS. EVERYBODY!
Lance: Fine let's do it!
10 more minutes later
Keith: *crying* Babe why won't you love me
Lance: i do but you were cheating on me
Hunk: mommy daddy please don't divorce
Pidge: daddy love mommy
10 more minutes later
Pidge: Yaaaaaaaaah!
Hunk:Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Keith and Lance:*ahem ahem*
10 more minutes left
Coran:*wakes up*
Paladins:* dancing inside burning kitchen* It'S RaInING MeN!
Coran: meh they'll be fine *goes back to sleep*
Shiro:*opens door laughing with Allura*
Allura:*notices kitchen* Holy Quiznack!
Shiro and Allura: Coooooooraaan!
Coran: Whu-whu-what?
Allura: The children are dying
Shiro: I wanted to die
Everyone:.......
Keith: I can help you! *pulls out knife*
Lance: Keith noooo
Pidge: Don't doo it
Hunk: Violence is not the answer
Keith: Awww
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Voltron Future
HumorThe team is bored so Allura offers to let them see into the future. So they do and they sure are surprised what they find in there! Little do they know that the 'future' is really just Pidge's Crack book!
