Lance pov
Keith rolled his eyes and walked out. Allura ran back in covered in oil. "Done!" She yelled and grabbed Keith pulling him back in. We all ran to the living toom excited. I wonder if I'll get any hot babes. Maybe I'll get married and have beautiful mini lances. Maybe I'll see my family again. There's so many possibilities!
Allura started it up and huge screen with Hunk on it started.
Hunk: *huff* Lance....Pidge said that Sincerely,Me is about to come up-"
Lance: Hell yah*runs to living room dragging Hunk with him*
Pidge: Ready?
Lance:I was born ready.
Pidge: Actually you were born crying.
Lance: Details!
Lance: Dear Evan Hansen we've been way to out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much. But I should tell you that I think of you each night! I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight.
Hunk: Why would you write that!?!
Pidge: I'm just tryna tell the truth!
Hunk:This needs to be perfect! These emails have to prove that we were actually friends! Just...I'll do it.
Lance: I gotta tell ya life without you has been hard
Pidge: Hard?
Lance: Has been bad
Pidge: Bad?
Lance: Has been rough
Pidge: Kinky!
Lance: And I miss talking about life and.....other stuff
Pidge: Very specific
Hunk: Shut up
Lance: I like my parents-
Pidge: Who says that
Lance: I love my parents but each day's another fight. If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright.
Pidge: Smoking drugs
Hunk: Just fix it!
Lance: If I stop smoking crack-
Hunk:crack
Lance: If I stop smoking pot then everything might ba alright.
I'll take your advice. I'll try to be more nice. I'll turn it around wait and see
Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention!
It's easy to change if you give it your attention!
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely Me!
Pidge: Are we done yet?
Hunk: Well I can't just give them one email. I wanna show that I was like you know a good friend y'know
Pidge: Oh my god
Hunk: Dear Conner Murphy yes I also miss our talks. Stop doing drugs just try to take deep breaths and go on walks.
Pidge: No
Hunk: I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees
Pidge : No!
Hunk: You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise.
Pidge: Absolutely not!
Hunk:Dude I'm proud of you. Just keep pushing through. You're turing around I can see
Lance: Just wait and see
Both: Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention!
Its easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be.
Sincerely, Me!
Lance: My sisters hot!
Hunk: What the hell
Pidge: My bad
Lance: Dear Evan Hansen thanks for every note you sent
Hunk: Dear Conner Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend!
Both: Our friendship goes beyond. Your average kind of bond.
Hunk: But because we're gay
Lance: No not because we're gay
Both:We're close but not that way! The only man that I love is my dad!
Lance: Well anyway
Hunk: You're getting better everyday
Lance: I'm getting better everyday
Both: You're getting better everyday!
All: Hey! Hey! Hey ! Hey
Cause all that takes is a little reinvention!
Its easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you van be who you wanna be.
Sincerely
Miss you dearly
Sincerely Me!
Hunk: Sincerely me
All: Sincerely me
Sincerely me!
YOU ARE READING
Voltron Future
HumorThe team is bored so Allura offers to let them see into the future. So they do and they sure are surprised what they find in there! Little do they know that the 'future' is really just Pidge's Crack book!
