Voltron Future

Bonding Moment

Lance: comes in with hickeys on his neck* Morning

Rest of the group: Morning Lance

Lance: Anybody have any painkillers?

Keith: Were you drunk?!

Lance: Yeah why? What happened

Shiro:Lance I don't think-

Keith: We had a bonding moment!

Lance: What do you mean

Shiro: Lance you really shouldn't-
Keith: Look at yourself! What do you think happened?

Lance:*fianally notices hickeys* Oh......Shit

Keith: Yeah

Lance: You mean. Me and you? We bonded bonded?

Keith: Yes! Do you remeber?

Lance: No what the hell? Anyway we should just forget it happened.

Keith:*clearly hurt* Right...

Pidge: Dumbass!

Hunk: Dude!

Shiro: Lance maybe-

Lance: I said we would quiznacking forget it happened okay?

Pidge: You and Keith did the deed. Own up to it.

Shiro: Pidge stop it. Leave it alone.

Hunk: Yeah...let's just eat.

Allura: Sup bitches!

Lance: Hey Allura*starts to shamelessly flirt*

Keith,Pidge, and Hunk: What the hell?!?

Allura:*flirts fucking back!*

Pidge: This bitch disgusting

Hunk: Oh my gawd, oh my oh my gawd

Keith:*whispers sadly* I thought we had a bonding moment?

Shiro: Anyway......lovebirds. We should get training don't you think?

Pidge: Lovebirds!

Keith:* holding back tears* finally we can do something proactive

Hunk: I'll be in the kitchen actually

Allura, Lance: *still flirting*

Keith:*sigh* I'll be in the training room

Shiro: where did I go wrong?

Pidge: Hey bit-Allura I was wondering if you Shiro and I could check something I found. Lance why don't you wait in the training room?

Shiro: Ahh yes Lance go we'll be there in a second

Allura: oh okay

Lance: *shrugs and goes to training room*

Keith: Oh its just you. Where's everyone else?

Lance: Places. I wasn't payung attention much

Keith: sounds about right

Lance: you know I think Allura is the future Mrs.Blue Lion.

Keith:*chokes* oh um yeah. You and her are practically soul mates

Lance: You think so? Thanks.

Keith:*tears in his eyes*
A bot came fast and knocked the wind out if him then mercilessly beat him

Keith:*cough* End training sequence!

Lance:*laughing* Oh my god what was that? You got beat by a level 2 bot?

Keith: ha ha*walks out favoring his right side heavily*

+++++Meanwhile with Pidge++++

Pidge: Allura what the hell?

Allura: What. Lance and I were just joking around. Having fun.

Shiro: You were hurting Keith! And Pidge!

Pidge: Yeah! Plus Hunk.

Allura: I didn't mean it honest!

Shiro: Then apologize!

Allura: Okay. At lunch.

Timeskip brought to you by Space Dad's hair

Allura: Everyone please excuse my behavior at breakfast today. It was unexceptable and highly un princess like. Please forgive me

Hunk: Hn

Pidge:Hm

Shiro:Hu*I ran out if sounds that start with h!*

Lance: Why would you need to apologize? Did you do something bad?

Allura: Yes my flirting. It was all fake I assure you. I didn't mean anything by it

Lance: Oh....okay.*voice of disappointment...anyway where's Keith?

Shiro:*sigh* he's in a cryo-pod. He has a broken rib and it crushed his lung. He's okay though.

Lance: Quiznak!*runs to cryo-pod room*

Everyone else: Ummmmm okay?

With Keith-
*Keith lays on floor unconscious*

Lance: Oops I guess I got here too late?

Keith:*groan*
Lance:*picks him up and takes him to his room*

Keith:*wakes up*

Keith: Lance? What's going on?

Lance: Your rib broke and your lungs got crushed. Its all my fault. I should've helped you with that bot. Even if it was level two

Keith: Oh........well I'm fine now you can leave

Lance:*confused* huh? Are you sure

Keith: Just leave

Lance:Right...*walks out*

Pidge:*walks in*: Feeling better?

Keith: What do you need?

Pidge: I need a lot of things. That we should never talk about

Keith:ummmm okaaaaaay

Shiro:*walks in randomly* Keith say no!

Keith: No!

Shiro: Good kitty

Pidge: What the-

Keith: Ha! I'm better than you Pidge. You didn't say no and I did!

Pidge: What? Oh my g-

Shiro:Don't say the g word. Hunk will freak out again

Pidge: What g word? Oh you mean god?

Hunk:*runs in super fast* PrAIse tHe LoRd!

Allura:*joins in*

Coran:*joins in*

Shiro: I can't believe you've done this

Pidge: Ohhhhhhhh

Keith: What's God?

Everyone: *stares at him*

+++++++++dead silence+++++++++

Hunk:*hyperventilating* GoD is LiFE! O LoRD mAy you TAke thIs soUl AlOnG tHe PaSsAge of RiGHtEOusneSs

Allura,Coran: Amen.

Shiro: *inhale*

Pidge:Boi!

Lance: I heard screaming

Keith*thinking deeply/mind blown* PRaIse tHe FuCKing LOrd!

Pidge: Hunk what have you done