Everyone: Happy Birthday Coran!
Coran: Why thank you young paladins. You've touched my hearts dearly.
Lance: I love you Coran!
Keith: I......
Everyone:Say it Keith you can do it
Pidge: Just imagine Coran being Lance
Keith: I....*mumble*
Lance: You hurt me Keith
Keith: I don't love you though. What every made you think that?
Lance:...............Fuck You
Keith:grrrrrrrrrrrrr you know what!?! Fuck me!
Lance,Pidge,Shiro: What
Keith: Did I fucking stutter?
Lance: Damn okay then
Pidge:Can you guys wait till after the party?
Coran: Party!?
Pidge:Oops
Allura walks in in a puffy sparkly dress
Allura:Hey everyone
Hunk: Cake's done!
Keith:Babe please now!
Lance: Nooo
Shiro:You guys better not!
Allura:Ahem hello guys!
Pidge: I'm a girl bitch
Hunk:Oh hello
Keith:You
Lance: How's it goin?
Shiro:Princess
Coran:Its my birthday!
Allura:Sooo?.......Does anyone notice anything about today?
Lance:Coran died his mustache blue and pink
Keith:Ummm yes?
Pidge:*walks out room not giving a fuck*
Shiro:*shrugs*
Hunk:*goes after Pidge*
Allura:Maybe my dress. Because its a certain day?
Coran:My Birthday
Allura:Noooo! For christ sake mine! God who cares about your stinking birthday anyway Coran? It just means you're closer to death!
Keith:Dayum
Lance:Woah woah woah back up babe!
Coran:*eyes watering*
Lance:My precious baby she didn't mean it don't worry!
Keith:I'm your precious baby not him.....
Allura:*gag* you guys are so gross. A mix breed,halfling, galra with a weak broken human. Talk about desperate!
Shiro:*dad senses kick in* Who's fucking with my babies?
Keith:*looking down*
Lance:*in shock*
Coran:*eating popcorn*
Allura:*pointing at Keith*
Shiro:Keith what happened?
Keith:Allura.
Lance:Whatever it doesn't matter. She's just salty Keith.
Keith:........ok
Shiro:What did she say?
Keith: This bitch was like-
Lance:Nothing!
Keith:She called me a halfing and she said Lance was weak and broken!*snitch voice*
Shiro: Alllllluuuuuraaaa?
Allura: Well its true. Anyways it doesn't matter because today is my birthday!
Coran:Oh quiznak I forgot
Keith:Who cares?
Lance: Oops
Shiro: Apologize
Allura:Does anyone care at all?
Shiro:Of-
Keith:No
Lance:Not really
Coran:Ummmm sure princess
Pidge*from other room*: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Shiro:-course. Wow okay well guess not then.
Allura: Grrrrrrrr
Hunk: We're on easy street and it feels so-
Everyone:No!
Keith:*low key crying* Poor Daryl
Lance: Fuck I can't believe you've done this
Allura:Birthday anyone
Everyone else:*walks out*
Allura:Bitches
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Voltron Future
HumorThe team is bored so Allura offers to let them see into the future. So they do and they sure are surprised what they find in there! Little do they know that the 'future' is really just Pidge's Crack book!
