evan mum den cum to evan ( not like cum cum but cuming cum come) and like wtf are you doing boy'o in mr krab tones bc evan mum is like the biggest mr krab fans in the world she liek to imagin smutty stuff with mr krab when she goes to sleep she like tu scream aye aye captain every night , ok enough bout that. evan mum then came to evan n say something about evan feel is normal to wanting cum cum with a tree and den evan liek NUh mum i dont cum cum with a tree i was with this b- then evan mum shut her son mouth and like ssshhhh....sssssshhhhh its ok boy'o how about we go outside and get us some those fresh patty and evan was liek um...... ok.
with a speed of ligtning mcqueen they arrived at mcdonald drive thru then evan ask " mom why do we need to get drive thru ???? we never get one before and you say you hate it ???? " evan mum says squidward is on duty with drive thru , evan was like hahahah..... err yeah..... , than the gay cum and say may i help you and mum say the same menu she always order n i hear the gay whisper *not again* ok thank you he said sarcastically, then evan mum knock on the mcdonald window while evan suddenly sing im wavin thru da winduwwwwwwww..........!!!!!! , sushhhhh.....susssssshhhhh...... shuttup mi boi !!, then the gay come and like sup evan then evan like watsup eric apparently eric was evan friend since his mum like to cum to mcdonald everyday den eric n evan start to talk about how insane evan mum is . then eric say to evan like : evan you maybe wanna you know go get some lunch tomorrow not in here i mean like, then evan make a gesture kill or whatever it is then his mum liek shut up gay squidward wheres my order , then squidward mad just like ugh ok here you are then they all goin straight hum.
notes :
im gonna make a next part like eric is sacrificing himself to a witch so he can be the bee an au or something (even tho no one read this im still going to continue it )
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ya like jAZzZzZz !!!!???? ( evan hansen x barry bee benson)
Romanceas the new york times once said "the best fictional romance novel in the 21st century it's a story of a simple non cliche love story between a shy boi name evan hansen and found the love of his life while he climb the tree name barry bee benson (...