(another smut)
oh...awa....uwuhhh..... say evan gaspily e..eric.... KUN STUP!!!
NO!!!! Say eric
Im gonna make you loosed
Im gonna make you sweat and exhasted say eric hardly
NO YOU CANT DA...DADDY!!! SAY evan
then eric look at evan strangly and say uh..... we're just playing mario kart, you THOT need to stop overreacting
ye...yeah i guess im just miss someone say evan trying to hold his tears
whomstdve ??? your mom say eric
NOOOO
whomstdvezeee????? your dad
🅱🅾i i dont even know my daddy say evan slaying
i think im gonna go outside for a bit say evan
oh well can ya bring me some doritOs when you went outside
ok say evan sadly
evan can't stop thinking about the hansome bee , oh he wish he would come back and say of how little naught boy he is , he love the enjoyment to call someone bee to the person he really love ( except eric he thought eric was the hansome bee)
he saw a quiet big tree near the monel he and eric stay in he decide to climb it then he singing "africa" by toto
because it remind him of toto evan really love africa so much he even named the hansome bee toto
barry bee toto benson
I BLesss the raIN dowN iN AF...rison!!!!! ( all he could think of is his handsome bee ) he then sobbing and sobbing until night came he decide to climb down the tree and going to convenion store to grabe some DORITOS CHIPT !!!!!
ting tung welcome the voice from the convention store as he enter it
as he grabe some of the stuff he went to the cashier , the cashier look so mysterios in his black hat.
the mysterios cashier said hey don't i know you from some place ? * he has a really thicc italian accent which is hut uwo*
thats why i dont go there anymorw ! say evan
and theres come an old man say " FORGET HIM HIS A SLUT"
then the cashier said back how do you know ?
there come a 5 year old kid " she failed my test"
your test ?
a really old lady said " The "Mario Test".
This test can't fail.
( its a bronx tale musical reference)
then evan realized
bij wtf is ur name even mario ?
no sonny !!! say the old lady
im not Calogero but they call me EVAN and i like it ( another one)
ok hol up hol up say the cashier
can we all go back to our position please
<<< backward
hey dont i know you from somewhere? say the mysterious cashier guy
um i..i dont know say evan scardly but fashinated of he's mysteriousness
ok if you say so say the cashier guy as he took his hat off
IT WAS.....
DUN
DUN
DUN
DUN
WAIT FOR IT.........
WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT....
(ham reference)
BARRY BEE BENSON
the mysterios cashier was barry bee benson
OH MI GOD OH MI GOD YOU GUYSSSSSSS (legally unblode reference) he said it in his mind he feels like he want to scream but he cant
then he fall
as he wake up he look around at this small creepy house made out of wood it look so dark
then someone came
thank god your consicious again on second thought i thought u were ded lol say the guy
it was BARRY BEE BENSON
OH MI GODDDD evan say screaming
DADDDY I MISS YOU SO MUCH ALL I COULD THINK OF IS YOUR SECY ASS BEE STING PLEASE STING ME HARDER DADDY
then sexy barry said " sorry kiddo im turning into a sexy human curing some sexy cancer ( mean girls musical reference)
bu...but... can..can you still fuck me daddy ??? say evan shyly
YES I CAN say barry smirking
GET READY FOR THE BEST FEELING OF YOUR LIFE say barry as he open his shirt showing his sexy shirtless body
( guys im sorry if i've been out since i got some college stuff going on and im on summer holiday now so i can post more if im not too lazy and sorry for all these musical reference out of nowhere and im going to make another fanfic shrek x elder price and roblox gamer falsettos au since im really horrible at making an actual serious story)
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ya like jAZzZzZz !!!!???? ( evan hansen x barry bee benson)
Romanceas the new york times once said "the best fictional romance novel in the 21st century it's a story of a simple non cliche love story between a shy boi name evan hansen and found the love of his life while he climb the tree name barry bee benson (...
