• you'd be sitting in the living room one evening on the couch with tom, your legs outstretched and strewn across his lap and one of his arms resting across your legs • you'd both be mindlessly scrolling through social media (as he normally does) with netflix running in the background • as he refreshes his twitter notifications, one particular one would catch his eye • "OH MY GOD @TOMHOLLAND1996 I DIDN'T KNOW Y/N HAD A FAN PAGE FOR YOU AHHHH" • and there'd be a link attached he wouldn't even say anything to you but he'd look over at you to make sure you weren't paying attention to him • he'd tap on the link and he'd have to cover his mouth with his hand to keep from laughing • the link went to a tumblr page, clearly a fan account for him, a rather old selfie of you occupying the screen captioned: "when is tom holland gonna wife me up??" • he snorted, trying to conceal his laugh you'd notice his arm was moved from your legs and that he was now covering his face • "what's so funny over there, holland?" • "nothing, darling, just a funny tweet a fan sent me" • and you'd go back about your instagram scrolling • meanwhile he'd click on your icon to go your full tumblr page • he'd read every single post he also screenshotted a lot of them too • then tom came across a smut post that you had reblogged and captioned on it, "FUCK ME, THOMAS STANLEY HOLLAND" • and he'd just lose it • he hasn't laughed this hard in a long time • it would gain your attention pretty quickly "oh my gosh, tom, what is so funny??" • homeboy is laughing so hard he can't talk, he'd just toss his phone towards you • he's literally this:
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• when your eyes landed on what was occupying the screen, recognizing the layout of the blog your face turned RED • "WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS" • he's still laughing • you swipe out of the page quickly, not wanting him to see anymore • when he regains his composure, he looks at you very seriously • "FUCK ME THOMAS STANLEY HOLLAND" • and he just starts reciting little comments he found on your blog • "when is tom holland gonna wife me up" • "ThOMAS SHUT UP" • "i'd really like to sit on tom holland's fa-" • "THOMAS OH MY GOD" • "Darling you said it, not me" • you'd just groan, your cheeks still flushed with embarrassment and hide your face in your hands • he'd giggle and make his way closer to you till he was practically laying on you • "i think it's adorable" • "i think you're annoying, i'm deleting that tomorrow"
