Im bored with my life and tired so-
More Heffley family headcannons + friends
(Can be implied to Across Time and Space or not)
- Greg, in the future, gets an actual job as a badass lawyer and he fucks people up in court
- Manny becomes a therapist when he's older. He does this because he experienced Rodrick's issues and Greg's attachment issues, so hearing about people's problems and solving them is something he does often
- Rodrick drops Loded Diper (shocker I know) but still loves to play the drums and go out to sleep around. However he is now training as a doctor/nurse to make a decent paying job
(Fun fact: He always wanted to be a doctor, mainly because he liked doctor shows and his nurse in elementary school was hot so-)
- Rodrick and Greg get an apartment together. Though they don't see eachother often due to their tight working schedules
- Susan dies at age 78 and Frank dies at age 70
- The pet pig becomes Manny's pet to keep later on and he loves it. He actually uses it to help kids calm down by letting them pet it
(Even though Greg still refers to it as the devil pig)
- Rodrick can't drink a lot of caffeine in one week. It actually makes him physically sick (which you'll see in Across Time and Space) and he could actually have to go to the hospital for it
- Greg and Quentin get together, but actually never adopt. They're scared of being parents and don't want kids so yea
(Though they love on Rodrick's children tho, who ever he has them with)
- Manny gets married to a girl. They actually have have children. Four. Three boys and one girl
Ill probably do more about them later but im tired so good night
