Georgie: Well, then I was like, no, and then you were like 'you are!', and then he was all like 'no but then you are!', and I was all like 'I kinda am.' So long story short he's kind of my boyfriend right now! :)
Rodrick: ....I am so pretty.. *looks into the mirror*
Georgie: You really are, ha!
... Is there like, cheer practice today?
Dan: *walks in restroom*
Georgie and Rodrick: *staring*
Rodrick: Excuse me-?
Georgie: Hellooo?
Dan: What?
Rodrick: Um, who the fuck are you?!
Dan: Who the fuck are you?
Rodrick: I asked you first
Dan: *sneering* I asked you second!
Georgie: *offended noises* He's Rodrick Heffley! Duh! Head cheerleader, homecoming king, and part time drummer!
Dan: Oh
Rodrick: Who. The. Fuck. Are. You?
Dan: I'm Dan, im new.
Rodrick: Who the FUCK let you in here?!
Dan: Jason
Rodrick: Jason who?
Dan: Jason Voorhees
Georgie: Jason Voorhees isn't even in charge of the door.
Rodrick: So, Dan, lemme tell you how things work here-
Dan: I already know how things work around here!
Georgie: Jason Voorhees is in charge of the snacks! Why is he letting people inside of the door?
Rodrick: This is my bathroom. My school. And this is me telling you that you need to learn your place.
Dan: Guess what? I already knew all those things. *finger guns*
Rodrick: Oh really?
Dan: Uh yeah!
Georgie: Alex Krycek is in charge of the door! What the flip is he doing letting Jason Voorhees let people in?! *leaves restroom*
Rodrick: You aren't around from here, are you Dan?
Dan: I just transferred. From Gully!
Rodrick: Where the fuck is that?
Dan: North from Topeka, west of the 71!
Rodrick: *fake smile* Well, lemme tell you how things work around here around here and at Westmore High!
Dan: I ALREADY KNOW HOW THINGS WORK AROUND HERE AND WESTMORE HIGH! >:(
Rodrick: REALLY???!!!
Dan: Yeah! Fox Mulder told me all about it!
Georgie: Is Alex Krycek sick? Does he have AIDS? I feel like his dad might have died..
Rodrick: What the FUCK are you doing talking to FOX MULDER?
Dan: We have Algebra two together!
Rodrick: Thats my fucking boyfriend bitch!
Dan: Oh really? That's not Pennywise said!
Rodrick: Well Pennywise is a fucking liar!
Dan: Oh? She seemed to know a lot about you and Heather Hills!
Rodrick: ...
Dan: *smirks*
Rodrick: Okay, Dan, what the fuck do you want?
Dan: I want, to poop here. Whenever I want, for as long as I want.
Rodrick: *breathes in* Fine, but know this, I...do not like you
Dan: I feel indifferent towards you
Rodrick: GASP YOU BITCH-
Georgie: *Walks back in* Oh Jason's mom is the one who died! That's terrible!
Rodrick and Dan: *staring at Georgie*
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