Just some drabbles. Basically Highschool! Rodrick and random people
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"So yeah, get the fuck up."
He was already agitated enough, with the whole football team fucking up everything he would direct to them. And Rodrick Heffley being so hungover that he was in the back of the school passed out wasn't helping.
The rockstar sneered and swatted at him like a lazy, upset cat that was being awoken from its needed slumber. "Back off asshole-"
Trent snorted before prodding him again, "Fuck no. You owe me, its not my fault you got so drunk last night. I wasn't even at the party!"
Rodrick seemed more interested in the topic. Laying on the grass, he peeked out from his hands to smirk softly at the red-head above him.
"You should've. I fucked Fiona in the ass. And im pretty sure when the police came, they were staring at my nice ass-"
Feeling disgusted he shook his head and folded his large arms. "Whatever. You're sick and disgusting. You can just do me the favor later asshole."
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Being in the hospital sucked some major fucking ass. And trust Rodrick to be the one to say, he's sucked some pretty bad fucking ass before.
The white walls made him always feel tired (or maybe it was the medicine) he hated the food, it was always old and healthy. What would it take to get some good tacos around here?!
But what he hated most of all, was that Trent came by.
"You don't remember what happened?"
The black haired drummer spit, "Fuck no! I told you I didn't." How could he? All he could remember was walking home from school, having had been grounded, and something slammed into him. Then he woke up in the hospital, being harvested by the bright lights around him and the beeping machines.
"Any who-" Rodrick rolled his head to the side to raise an eyebrow at the football player. Also known as Malone's prized pet, and asked, "So, you're the one who saw me get hit?"
"No,"
"Well then.." Awkward.
Trent nodded, glancing around the room. "I actually laughed when I heard you got hit!"
"TRENT-"
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Trent was someone on the football team at Westmore High, he was also known to be tangled in with Rodrick here and there. And yes, Rodrick got hit by a car, he actually still has scars from it.
