Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre (with commentary!)

Chapter 7: The Best Thing That's Happened To Twila At Her New School

[MN: Hello there, lovelies! It's Milcah here, with a new chapter of this commentary! In this chapter Twila goes to a new school and lots of good stuff happens to her!]

Chapter 7 - da best damn thing

a/n: FLAMMERZ BAK OFF. [MN: *stays away from fanfic*] GOTHZ FANX 4 DA GUD REVIOWS. [MN: I bet some of the people who give off those good reviews may be non-goths.] sorry dat i tuk so lung 2 updatt! [MN: Lungs!] ok i waz lissening 2 lenkin park nd i storted 2 ovrdose on pot, crak, [MN: I'm sure this fanfic is made out of pure crack!] maryajana nd koke. and i had 2 go 2 da hoospital for a week lol. [MN: Lucky you, you didn't die.]

CHAPTER 7

The next day I woke up in the morning and opened my icy topaz eyes. [MN: I heard her eyes are as blue as a topaz.] I was covered in blood. Der was blood all over my bed. [MN: It's grosser than a horror movie!] My rists had started cutting during the night while I was having nightmares. [MN: Hey, how'd they cut themselves?] I moaned smexily [MN: Like doing the thing you did one time a chapter ago!] and got in the shower nd all da blood went down the drain all swirly nd stuff like in the movie "Pycho" [MN: Bloody hell.] (geddit lik part of mi name, btw if u dnt lik gorey moves lik dat den FUK OFF!). [MN: FUCK OFF AUTHOR! BESIDES, MY TASTES ARE MORE REFINED THAN YOUR STUPID GOREY BLOODY SHIT FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL!]

I had got sent the unform for fukking Mount Saint Preps Adacemy in the mail and I put it on suicidally. [MN: Haha, you will regret it wearing it. I'm sure you'll wanna regret going to that school.] It was prep-pink with purple plaid and the skirt was realli long. [MN: Long as heck. Better look modest.] I got a knife and cut the skirt and made it really short. [MN: You're making it a mini skirt? That's nice.] I also got a black sharppie and made the whole thing blak. [MN: It could have been better if you used black dye! Just suggesting.] I put a bunch of MCR pins on it and sum safety pins. [MN: Ah, yes. A touch of goth will do the trick.] I made a bunch of rips in the shirt where my bobs go [MN: Cleavage!] and you could see my lazy blak bra. [MN: That's too scandalous!] I put up my long strait blak hair in a messy thing with spikes all shooting out [MN: 80s hair!] and put on red ishadow with blak glitter in it [MN: iShadows are better than iPhones and iPads! BTW, this uniform you're wearing right now, Twila, is gothic perfection!]

When I got 2 school there were a million prepz [MN: I told you this school is every student's er, goth's worst nightmare!] there and I started tu cry gothically and give them the middle finger. [MN: What? Giving them the finger while crying? That's horrid!] Plus I remembed that I was pregnant and I screaming and all the stupid preps got scared and ran to tell the teachers who all wore pink. [MN: Hahaha! At least all the preps are afraid of you! Take that, preps!] But they were all crowded arond some1 and gasping with orgasm and bewildedfulness. [MN: *GASPS FOR AIR*] I pushed through them giving them all dirty looks and saw who they were staring at. It waz. . ... Edword! [MN: Edward is at Mount Saint Prepz Academy? My god, I bet he might've transferred! I guess it's a good plot twist.]

"OMGOD WTFRU!111 DOING HERE?" I shooted jumping into hir arms. [MN: Boyfriend alert!] All the teacherz got scared and ran away and kept looking at his beauty from the distance. [MN: Preppy teachers, amirite?] "Bby I just couldn't keep going to that skool without you. So I transferred here. That skool is just full of prepz now." [MN: True, Edward, true. :(]

He storted to sing "You Know Whot They Do 2 Guys Like Us In Pirson" to me [MN: At least he's singing about the system!] and I loved him. I knew that he would alwez be there for me. [MN: Sweet as always. :D]

"Byt he way Twi, ur not pregg." I couldn't beleive it! He told me that he had gotten me tested and I wasn't going to have a baby. [MN: Whaaaaaat? Twila's not pregnant all along? No way!]

"I'm so glad lol." I was crying with joy. [MN: Hooray! *claps hands in joy*] We ditched skool and dropped out. We smoked drugs and alcolol outside and the prepz wished they were as cool as us. [MN: Preps be jealous!] Things were getting back to the good way that they used to be and. [MN: "...we lived happily ever after!" This is happier than I expected! Yay!]

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX END CHAP [MN: Goodbye, chap. As in chapter 7!]

ok sorri it wuz so shortt, [MN: Yeah, it was a breeze.] im still in rehab from da incidenx so i need 2 get better 2 rite more of da good stuff LOL bye. [MN: Readers, good times are coming so expect more happy endings or whatnot! Yay!]