WARNING: MILK, BAGUETTES, GERARD MOANING, RYDEN, NORTHEN DOWNPOUR, G NOTE, BRENDON URIES FORHEAD HUMPING.
Credit: Chloe, Kelsey, Jess, Daniel, other Chloe and me.
Brendon Urie was moaning as his forhead squirted milk. Ryan Ross slowly walked over to the bed covered in milk, he stared at brendon's long juicy baguette. CrankThatFrank walked into the room and shouted "YEE! RYDEN IS REAL I KNEW IT! I HAVE TO TELL ALL THE YEEM0OS!" He walked over to the milky bed and said "You two boys up for a threesome, but brendon we're using your forhead" Josh Dun skips holding Tyler Joesephs hand, he walked over to Brendon and kissed his forhead Tyler slaps Josh's butt enviously. Josh moans and walks up to Frank. Suddenly Gerard Way and Frank Iero burst through the door kissing. They fall over onto the milk covered bed landing on Ryan, Brendon, Josh and CrankThatFrank. Gerard removes his pants and underwear and begins masterbating. Tyler walks over and sits on Gerards lap kissing him. Gerard pulls him closer. Josh runs over and pulls. "OH YES DADDY!" Brendon shouts as Ryan penetrates his ass. Frank Iero climbs on top of CrankThatFrank passionately kissing him taking off his pants at the same time. Sarah Urie walked in holding a basket of baguettes dropping them when she saw the sweaty heap of half naked (or fully naked) men having sex. "BRENDON WE'RE MARRIED!!" She screamed. "I thought I was straight.. but nope I'm gay." He said Ryan still thrusting into him. Sarah ran out crying leaving the baguettes on the floor. Suddenly Josh's phone begins to ring it's Pete Wentz "Hey.." Josh says breathing heavily "Hi. I'm with Patrick" Pete replied "I'm with Brendon, Ryan, Tyler, Gerard, Frank and some other dude called Frank"
"We'll come over!!" Patrick says
"Okay."
Josh picks up a baguette and looks at it. "Ooh.. I'd like to have that in me" he says holding the baguette sexually. "We're having a reunion, a sexy reunion" Gerard says as Ray, Bob and Mikey walk in. And they lick each others noses "Well if you want to be honest that's all you had to say, I'm not okay" Mikey says looking at Gerard. Mikey walks out disgusted. "CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR MIKEY!" Brendon shouts as Mikey walks out. Tyler grabs the baguette out of Joshs hands and shoves it up his ass. Josh moans and shoves a baguette up his ass too. Ryan looks over and grabs the closest baguette to him. He bites the end of it and then shoves the chewed end up Brendon's ass. Brendon moans. "It feels so good.. Sarah could never compete to this.." Brendon moans. The door swings open and Pete and Patrick walk in naked holding hands, "GUESS WHO ORDERED SOME STRIPPER POLES!?" Pete shouts. "Oh Yes!!" CrankThatFrank replies. Patrick walks over and puts some shopping bags ob the desk "What's in them?" Bob asks
"Oh y'know.. milk.. and some milk.. oh and more milk.." Patrick replies. Brendon immediately stands up grabs a litre of milk, he opens it and pours it slowly over Ryan. Ryan shivers feeling strange as the milk leaks down the back of his thighs. Pete smiled turning to patrick. CrankThatFrank walks around and circles the milk.
Then they all gave birth to baguettes and died.
The End
