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JoNAH: guys, I'm bored.  

Danny Boy: I just had a weird thought...

Noodles: oh boy here we go.  

Herron: What Daniel?

You: I dont know if I should be worried or nah

Beanz: probably should be worried.  

Danny Boy: what if someone gave you a box full of all the things you lost over your life.  

JoNAH: oh wow my childhood innocence, thanks for finding this!

Herron: My will to live, i haven't seen this is fifteen years!

Noodles: I knew I lost that potential somewhere lol

Beanz: mental stability my old friend.  

You: Oh look, it's my untainted soul!  

Danny Boy: can you guys lighten up a little?

You: no, but I'll certainly darken up a bit lmao.  

You: you guys know the banana song?  I have that stuck in my head, my lil cousin showed me it and... I'M A BANANA I'M A BANANA I'M A BANANA LOOK AT ME MOVE.  

Beanz: say five if you think Y/N's weird

JoNAH: five

Herron: five

Danny Boy: four 

You: I might be weird, but you're still a nerd Corbyn.  

Noodles: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

Herron: ya know how ppl add like five y's at the end of hey?  It's because it shows how interested they r in u

You: strange, but ok

Herron: with that being said... HEYYY

You: he

Noodles: He 

You: we know what's up. 

Danny Boy: y'all need a hobby.  

Noodles: we have one thank you very much.  

JoNAH: being sarcastic doesnt count

You: you're right it's an art that Jack and I have fully mastered.  

Herron: I don't know how I would feel if you two were dating

Noodles: Who told you!?

JoNAH: wait, it's true?

You: well shit. 

Beanz: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Beanz: holy shit

Beanz: ok calm down Corbyn

Beanz: they finally announced it

Beanz: CELEBRATION TIME!  My new OTP

You: surprise?

Danny Boy: Daniel died. 

You: Daniel refers to himself in third person.  

You: Daniel's ghost feels the need to tell us he died.  

Beanz: he'll come back to life in 3

Beanz: 2

Beanz: 1

Danny Boy: I'm back.  

You: were's Noodles?

Danny Boy: Your boyfwiend? 

You: when you realize Daniel is actually a baby in a 18 year old meat suit

Noodles: yeha, i'm back had to check Insta.  

Noodles: Yeah*

JoNAH: are we cowboys now? YEHAAAAAAAA

Noodles:  jerk 

JoNAH: NAH

Herron: guys

JoNAH: what

Beanz: What

Danny Boy: Whut

Noodles: Wut

You: ?

Beanz: one job Y/N... one job

You: lol

Herron: it's 1am

You: No shit sherlock ya solved another one

Noodles: Another one.  

JoNAH: Maybe we should go to sleep?

Danny Boy: ...we all went to "sleep" an hour ago, then you texted us first.  

JoNAH: lol yea

Beanz: Hey Y/N

You: Yeah?

Beanz: they call me coffee, cuz i grind so fine! ;)

You: . . .

Noodles: Watch it Besson!  

Noodles: They call me coffee, cuz I keep you up past 2am 

JoNAH: they call me coffee-

You: Oh boy

JoNAH: Because I'm dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am

Herron: ...

Danny Boy: oh

You: DELIGHTFUL

Beanz: Johna isnt dark and bitter, he can't be, but IDK HOW He LiKeS bLaCk CoFfEe 

JoNAH: its so good!  <3

You: I have to agree with Johna

JoNAH: Rly?

You: no 

JoNAH: -_-

Noodles: you know.... I'm a real asset.  

Danny Boy: you're only off by two letters.

Herron: Ooh.  

You: yup, okay, we're gonna go to sleep, night guys, don't do anything stupid, wait, you'll do that regardless nvm 

You: jk lol

JoNAH: GoOd NiGhT

Herron: night ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Danny Boy: peace

Beanz: I don't normally stay up this late... it's weird.  This is kinda amazing tho.  Like It's so peaceful.  

JoNAH:  CORBYN GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW IF YOU STAY UP ANY LONGER YOUR USUAL THIRTY MINUTE MORNING NAP AFTER YOU WAKE UP WILL TURN INTO AN HOUR!



*This was fun to make lol, Corbyn and his naps tho*


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