Tutoring Ashton Irwin

chapter 1

Jamie’s pov:

When we returned to school, Geoffrey started to attract flies (only god knows what he did over Easter) and everyone had grown up. I feel so young when im around the social outcast but not when aliyah around. Or Irwin even though he is 2 years older than me he’s worse than my 9 year old sister so what that say about him. Tutoring him 2 days a week is not what I would call fun at all but then hanging out with a specifically short Asian has never been the idea of fun but I enjoy it. But when you go to a school like barking abbey, any spare time you have is counted as fun even tutoring ashton Irwin.

-AT IRWINS HOUSE-

“Why am I hear again?” perfect a stupid guy for stupid question. Now that the best collaboration ive heard all year.

“To increase you brain size, which I don’t see much of through the day.”

“Can I ask you a question?”

“Is it to do with maths?”

“Yes”

“Then no.” that’s when I discovered his brain is not full of knowledge because he asked the question anyways.

“Why does 1+1=not equal 2?”

“English please.”

“Why do you hate me, STOP HATING!!!” My mouth opened wide open like I had just seen safa kissing someone.

I need to hate you, it keep me through the day. Obviously I didn’t say that because it would just make life a whole lot awkward. Instead I just ignored him and played on my brick.

-BACK AT THE CLIFFORD HOUSE-

When I got home my eyes were damaged because I just saw my brother walking around the house…naked. That should be against the law because now I will never be able to eat a sausage again in my life. After dinner, I went to my room to look at my secret pictures Irwin. Because im obsessed, I always take secret pictures of him especially when he’s sweating. It’s the only thing that attracts to me to my room; everything else is either in the mess pile or is just somewhere.

Irwin thinks I hate him now and I actually do exactly the opposite. If tell him 3 things will follow:

1.ill look like an idiot

2.my brother is gonna tease me for the rest of my life (btw not an exaggeration)

3.my awkward life will just get akwarder.

 I cant risk any of those three well actually 2 cause im already an Idiot which has been confirmed by 2 bitches. Im not going to be able to resist his cute lips much longer so there is only one thing left to do.

Jump of a cliff