Ivypool:hey, have you ever wondered what our dark forest mentors do when they're not training us?
Blossomfall:babe, you gave me an idea
-the next day-
Ivypool and Blossomfall:*sneaking up in bushes to tigerstar and darkstripe with a camera in paws*
Tigerstar and Darkstripe:*making out*
Blossomfall:*under breath* i fucking knew it
Ivypool: *whispering* I knew Darkstripe shoots gay glances at tigerstar during training
*back at training hollow*
Ivypool:HEY GUYS WE FOUND SOMETHING YOU SHOULD WATCH
Hawkfrost, Antpelt and Breezepelt: *watches video*
Tigerstar:sup fuckers ready to train how to murder some cats intensely
Hawkfrost:dad you never told us you were gay
Tigerstar:wh-
Tigerstar and Darkstripe:*sees camera*
Tigerstar:IVYPOOL, BLOSSOMFALL, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME
