Warriors but it's Kinky Boots

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[Kestrelflight]
Oh no.
Don't you dare.
Girl, girl, girl,
I'm warning you!
I think I have a crush.
I can't- I think I've fallen for him.
Oh no.
Why not?

Cats have been making bad choices
Since the beginning of time
Are you gonna be another one of mine?
Oh
Used to think you were from outer space
Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place?
You're kinda cute, when you're not so shy
Oh

But I've been here before,
Have I come back for more?
Another chapter in the history of wrong guys
You used to be so eh,
A limp lackluster bore,
But now you're changing into something I just can't ignore!

Jayfeather!
Honestly,
I've been hurt like this before
Is there really more to you
Than what I always thought?
How can you surprise me any more?
Oh, oh, oh

He's a medicine cat, you flake!
Why are they only nice when they're unavailable?!

Don't wanna be another star-crossed lover,
We all know how that ends
I'm better off without him,
We're better off as friends!
Oh

But I've been here before!
Have I come back for more?
Another chapter in the history of wrong guys
Yesterday, no spark,
No heart aching allure,
But today I'm feeling something I just can't ignore!

Jayfeather!
Honestly,
I've been hurt like this before
Oh, oh, oh

The history of wrong guys:
Chapter one, he's a bum
Two, he's not into you
Three, he's a sleaze
Four, loves the girl next door
Five, love the boy next door
Six, don't love you no more
Makes you insecure,
Makes you so unsure,
Is so immature,
Loves his mother more,
Or-

Is  a medicine cat of ThunderClan.

Jayfeather!
Honestly,
I've been hurt like this before
I can see there's more to you,
Than what i always thought
But I won't be burned anymore
Oh, oh, oh

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