Jaybae: wanna know why I'm so rude
Weed: Crowfeather
BrIarlight: Breezepelt
Cin: the fact you can't see a damn thing if it was pressed against your eyeball
Jaybae: cinderheart got part of it right
Jaybae: but no
Jaybae: I got it from yellowfang
Cin: ain't she dead?
Jaybae: yea
Jaybae: shes My StarClan mentor
BiMom: like how mine was Spottedleaf?
Jaybae: yea
IvyIsGay: man I wish I had a dead mentor
Jaybae: but you did
IvyIsGay: that never happened.
DoveChocolate: kinda hard to avoid it, Ivypool, when the best leader ever died in that battle lmao
IvyIsGay: what did I just say dovefuck
Popplio: hey remember that time I died for 3 minutes
Weed: what
VeryBerry: what
Jaybae: oh yeaaa I remember
Popplio: it was that time when I was an apprentice and got greencough I was about to go to StarClan but then Jayfeather walked in my dreams and saved me
Cin: you never told us that
Popplio: yea most people forget it ever happened lmao
