[Ivypool]
September 1st, 1989
Dear Diary,
I believe I'm a good person. I think that there's good in everyone, ya know?
But...here we are. First day of senior year!
And uh...
I look around at these cats that I've known all my life and think:
What...happened?
[Dark Forest Apprentices]
Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bugeyes! Poser! Lardass!
[Ivypool]
We were so tiny, happy and shiny,
Playing tag and getting chased
[Dark Forest Apprentices]
Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!
[Ivypool]
Singing and napping,
Laughing and clapping,
Baking cookies, eating paste
[Dark Forest Apprentices]
Bull dike! Stuckup! Hunchback!
[Ivypool]
Then we got bigger,
That was the trigger,
Like the Huns invading Rome
[Tigerheart]
Oof!
Ugh!
[Ivypool]
Oh- sorry!
Welcome to the dark forest
This ain't no training
This is the thunder dome.
Hold your breath and count the days
We're graduating soon
[Dark Forest Apprentices]
White trash!
[Ivypool]
A normal life would be paradise
If I'm not dead by June!
But I know, I know, I know,
Life can be beautiful
I pray, I pray
For a better way
If we changed back then,
We can change again!
We can be beautiful,
[Breezepelt]
Ow!
[Ivypool]
Just not today.
Hey, are you ok?
[Breezepelt]
Get away from me, nerd!
[Ivypool]
Oh- ok.
[Dark Forest Apprentices]
Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo, homo, homo!
[Ivypool]
Things will get better
As soon as my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown
Away from this coma!
Take my diploma!
Then I can blow this town
Dream of ivy covered walls,
And smoky French cafès
[Antpelt]
Watch it!
[Ivypool]
Fight the urge to strike a match,
And set this dump ablaze!
[Hawkfrost]
Oooops.
[Ivypool]
Hawkfrost. 3rd year as mentor, and 8th year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick!
[Hawkfrost]
What did you say to me, skank?
[Ivypool]
Ah! Nothing!
But I know, I know, I know,
Life can be beautiful
I pray, I pray
For a better way
We were kind before
We can be kind once more
We can be beautiful,
Ah!
Hey Blossomfall.
[Blossomfall]
Hey.
[Ivypool]
Blossomfall. My best friend since...kithood!
[Blossomfall]
We on for movie night?
[Ivypool]
Yea! You're on jiffy pop detail.
[Blossomfall]
I rented The Princess Bride!
[Ivypool]
Woah, again? Wait, don't you have it memorized by now?
[Blossomfall]
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending.
[Antpelt]
Martha Dumptruck, wide load!
Haha!
(Didn't know how to change that line, sorry)
[Ivypool]
Antpelt. Another apprentice. He is the smartest apprentice here. Which is kinda like being the tallest dwarf.
