Jaybae: the spongebob musical is actually good I'm not kidding
BrIarlight: he's right
Weed: When Briarlight confirms it, that's how I know you're not kidding.
Weed: I'll come listen to it with you after this patrol
PanMom: why are my children listening to musicals about a yellow sponge that lives underwater
Weed: cinderheart
Jaybae: cinderheart
BrIarlight: cinderheart
Cin: idk what you're talking about that was poppyfrost's fault
Weed: I HAVE THE EXACT TEXTS YOU SENT ME
Jaybae: wait
Jaybae: babe come here
Krestel❤️Jay: yea?
Weed: GAAAAAAAAAAY
Jaybae: stfu lionblaze
Jaybae: anyways wanna come over and listen to the spongebob musical with us?
Krestel❤️Jay: ofc I'll be right over
AlderIHeartYou: either krestelflight is really good at lurking or he only comes when Jayfeather calls him either way it's in the fanfic now
Jaybae: I thought we told you to stop making fanfiction about me and krestelflight
BrIarlight: you're doing great alder
Weed: fuck
Jaybae: what did you do this time
Weed: bramblestar saw my phone and it was pulled up to this
Jaybae: FUCK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LIONBLAZE
Bramblestar joined the chat
Bramblestar: What is this??
PanMom: I don't see why we have to hide this chat from him
PanMom: oops
BrIarlight: SQUIRRELFLIGHT ILY YOU BUT YOU COULDVE SAVED THAT MESSAGE
Bramblestar: what do you mean you were hiding this chat from me??
Krestel❤️Jay: jaybae I'm here
Krestel❤️Jay: oops
Jaybae: that's why
Krestel❤️Jay: why is your dad here bb
Bramblestar: oh I've known Jayfeather was gay for a long time
Bramblestar: he had a crush on berrynose when they were apprentices
VeryBerry: WHAT
Krestel❤️Jay: WHAT
Jaybae: dAAAAAAD
Hazily: admit it, berrynose
Hazily: you had a crush on Jayfeather too
VeryBerry: hAHA IDK WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT
Mousey: stop trying to deny the fact you're totally bi >:|
BrIarlight: OMG BMC REFERENCE
Cin: I have audio recordings of berrynose telling us he liked jayfeather
VeryBerry: fuk u
Bramblestar: not to mention Jayfeather's short lived crush on Flametail...
Jaybae: ...
Jaybae: did you have to mention him?
Bramblestar: no but I did
Bramblestar: and his crush on Krestelflight
Bramblestar: which I guess is who he's in a relationship with now
Jaybae: yeaaaaaaa
Krestel❤️Jay: I'm still here
Krestel❤️Jay: I'm waiting outside
Jaybae: oh fuck brb
Bramblestar: squirrelflight had her crushes, too
PanMom: oh no
Bramblestar: tawnypelt, for example
PanMom: nONONONONONO
Bramblestar: feathertail...
AlderIHeartYou: mom I didn't know you had she-cat crushes
PanMom: yea yea it's in the past now
Bramblestar: mmm I see you talking to tawnypelt an awful lot at the gatherings
PanMom: yea, she's my best friend
Bramblestar: ok sure
BiMom: shall we mention Bramblestar's tom crush?
Weed: wait dad is gay
Weed: I knew mom was partially gay but..dad?
Bramblestar: Please dont
PanMom: bramblestar has a big fat crush on stormfur
Bramblestar: had
PanMom: mmmm nah
Weed: IS MY ENTIRE FAMILY GAY???
Cin: you were for a while, too, lionblaze
Weed: I was?
Cin: toadstep?
Weed: oh
Weed: funk you, cinderheart
Cin: so yea, your entire family's gay
Jaybae: what about firestar or sandstorm?
Jaybae: back btw
Bramblestar: firestar had a crush on graystripe and sandstorm had a crush on silverstream
Jaybae: oh ok
