Warriors but its Hamilton 6

43 0 0
                                    

(Flashback to when Crookedstar died)

[Onewhisker]
Ah, Mr. Deputy

[Fireheart]
Mr. Onewhisker, sir

[Onewhisker]
Did you hear about good oil' Crookedstar?

[Fireheart]
No

[Onewhisker]
You know Leopardfur?

[Fireheart]
Yea

[Onewhisker]
She's a leader now
The Crookedstar legacy is secure

[Fireheart]
Sure

[Onewhisker]
And all he had to do is die.

[Fireheart]
That's a lot less work

[Onewhisker]
We oughta give it a try

[Fireheart]
Hah

[Onewhisker]
Now, how are you gonna get your debt plan through?

[Fireheart]
I guess I'm gonna have to finally listen to you

[Onewhisker]
Really?

[Fireheart]
Talk less,
Smile more

[Onewhisker]
Haha

[Fireheart]
Do whatever it takes to get my plan on the congress floor

[Onewhisker]
But Leopardstar and Tigerstar are merciless

[Fireheart]
Well, hate the sin, love the sinner

[Blackfoot]
Fireheart!

[Fireheart]
Sorry Onewhisker, I gotta go

[Onewhisker]
But-!

[Fireheart]
Decisions are happening over dinner

(Flashback end)

[Onestar]
Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room,

[Background]
Diametrically opposed, foes

[Onestar]
They emerge with a compromise, having opened doors that were

[Background]
Previously closed, bros

[Onestar]
The immigrant emerges with unprecedented financial power,
A system he can shapes however he wants
The Virginians emerge with the nations capital
And here's the pièce de résistance

No one else was in the room were it happened,
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened
No one else was in the room were it happened,
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened

No one really knows how the game is played,
The art of the trade,
How the sausage gets made
We just assume that it happens
And no one else was in the room where it happens

[Background]
Leopardstar claims,

[Leopardstar]
Firestar was on RiverClan's doorstep one day in distress and disarray,

[Background]
Leopardstar claims,

[Leopardstar]
Firestar said:

[Firestar]
I have no where else to turn.

[Leopardstar]
And basically begged me to join the fray

[Background]
Leopardstar claims,

[Leopardstar]
I approached Blackstar and said:
I know you hate him, but let's hear what he has to say

[Background]
Leopardstar claims,

[Leopardstar]
Well,
I arranged the meeting,
I arranged the menu, the venue, the seating

Warriors SpoofsWhere stories live. Discover now